Definitions by fatty
Mongolian Clusterfuck
The Diamondbacks were winning; but then they put in Byung-Hyun Kim, and the game turned into a Mongolian Clusterfuck.
or:
The Vietnam War was a mongolian culsterfuck because the politicians screwed the soldiers.
or:
The Vietnam War was a mongolian culsterfuck because the politicians screwed the soldiers.
Mongolian Clusterfuck by Fatty July 2, 2003
fart-knocker
A male homosexual. Often used by straight males against other straight as a means of humilating him.
"Shut up, you fartknocker!"
fart-knocker by Fatty June 20, 2003
cock starved
A person, usually a woman, but sometimes a man, and in rare circumstances a circus midget with one eye, that has been deprived of having/using/eating cock so long, that they have become starved of it's delight and fufillment.
That whore Suzy Jenkins got sent to prison and is now being fucked and eaten out by lesbians, she sure is cock starved or David Hasselhoff hasn't had anal butt sex with or licked the balls of Elton John since he started his Germany comeback tour, I bet he is cock starved by now.
cock starved by Fatty April 14, 2003