a fat pudgy short kid who can't play football for shit yet he joined the team. He is a homo and has no friends except an asian kid with squinty eyes, who secretly is his boyfriend.
chet is a fucking douchebag!!!!!!
by Fatty April 02, 2005

A person, usually a woman, but sometimes a man, and in rare circumstances a circus midget with one eye, that has been deprived of having/using/eating cock so long, that they have become starved of it's delight and fufillment.
That whore Suzy Jenkins got sent to prison and is now being fucked and eaten out by lesbians, she sure is cock starved or David Hasselhoff hasn't had anal butt sex with or licked the balls of Elton John since he started his Germany comeback tour, I bet he is cock starved by now.
by Fatty April 14, 2003

SAMWISE GAMGEE. CHUB MIN! AWA. beish's lova. Soo much cooler than elwood. So kin yet so large and chub. Corny.
by fatty March 14, 2003

the eps talks about didimons all the time. i said "what are didimons?" and they said "your a punk ass tron."
by fatty January 20, 2005

by Fatty February 17, 2005

Anyone who steals from a Year 9 student at Melbourne High School, Australia (derived from the olden day term 'Third')
by fatty August 21, 2003

by fatty April 12, 2004
