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Klepto

A person with a compulsive desire to steal things.

Many Kleptos steal things from work.
Not many people knew it, but Adam was a Klepto. He bragged about stealing laptops, hard drives, memory, tape drives, blank CDs, tapes, keyboards, mice, you name it.

– Anything he could fit into his oversized Microsoft bag would end up in his basement…

See also: PTOboy tourettes
by Fred March 30, 2004
mugGet the Kleptomug.

Stinking Of Spanish

The fragrance that permeates your clothes after leaving a Mexican restaurant.
When we got home from dinner at Don Juans we were Stinking Of Spanish
by Fred October 16, 2004
mugGet the Stinking Of Spanishmug.

jelly-donut

When a guy jizzes on a woman's face and punches her in the nose. Then she smears the blood and cum with her hand...yummy
by Fred May 13, 2004
mugGet the jelly-donutmug.

friendster

So my friends and I were talking this over and we've basically come to five conclusions. 1. Friendster is a great way to meet new people. 2. If someone on Friendster wants to meet up with you in person, they're probably a creepy loner that you want nothing to do in the first place. 3. We don't want to contact other people on the basis that they'd think we're creepy loners. 4. We have no idea why we're really on Friendster. 5. My Friendster name is Fred. Maybe we can hang out!
"Friendster" was a fun waste of time for about three weeks.
by Fred March 31, 2004
mugGet the friendstermug.

Sillygaymanwhore

Dude 1: Why is alister getting into the back of that mans car.
Dude 2: Because he's a sillygaymanwhore!
by Fred February 14, 2004
mugGet the Sillygaymanwhoremug.

Overtown

Worst section of Miami, Florida. Located north of Downtown Miami, predominantly a black neighborhoood (95%-black, 5%- hispanic. First black neighborhood in Miami, Florida. Infested with crime, drugs, bums, and prostitutes. For People who live in Overtown, it is home. We are called TOWNERS 4 LIFE.
Overtown is bounded by 20 st. and 3st NW. It has 6 sections- 4 cents, town park, rainbow projects, swamps projects, highland park, 18 st., 19 st.
by fred September 27, 2004
mugGet the Overtownmug.

zilf

Zeretzke I'd Like to Fuck!
izzy's a zilf! n so r her sisters!
by fred March 8, 2005
mugGet the zilfmug.

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