alec entered the gay restaurant rather apprehensively and took a seat. the waiter minced over and said "would sir care to see the menu?"
"no" replied alec "i really want your meat & two veg!"
by theWestHamfan November 23, 2003
(UK slang)
mens gentials
youwch, me meat and two veg!
by casey kocknobber June 11, 2003
The male gentials, so called because they resemble a sausage in between two vegetables (e.g. sprouts, potatoes)
He got his meat and two veg out
by IanM September 14, 2003
Another word for a manโ€™s junk
The stripper would not stop playing with my meat and two veg
by ShawnyD20 May 23, 2019
Hi Schnucks what you had for supperโ€ฆ..

I was really contemplating just having a salad but Mike came over and I ended up eating his meat and two veg. Quite a delicious and fulfilling way to end my evening ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹
by Marshmellow49 June 14, 2022