evan's definitions

Surprise

1.To strike with wonder or amazement especially because unexpected

2. To spread ones cheeks to present ones anus to unspected on lookers.

I suddenly lost my appitite, upon getting suprised by Bob.

by Evan February 9, 2004

docker dickies

a pair of Dickie brand pants that have been cut much shorter than is socially acceptable for baggy shorts

"Is that his knee? Those must be docker dickies."

by Evan June 20, 2002

bonkish

an extremely hideous snotbox, usually very fat and wide with a roundyball tip

daaaaaaaaaaaamn look at her nose..that shit is bonkish

by Evan February 11, 2005

TracStarr

female that jumps on a dick faster than FloJo ran a race, usually these females participate in different events similar to a track meet: 4x1, pole vault, long jump, etc.

Hey, did you hear bout Elyse at them niggas' house? Oooooohh weeee! She did the 4x1, she a TracStarr

by Evan February 11, 2005

Pimpin'

I really cool, pimpin' dude. NOT MasterQ

MasterQ != pimpin'

by evan November 2, 2003

bromby

One of the greatest single acts that can be performed on the commode, it involves a woman performing oral sex on a man whilst he defecates.

After a long day at the railyards, a bromby would be a great pick-me-upper before the PTA meeting.

by Evan August 19, 2004

3btnrn

3btnrn (three-bit'-nirn)
n.
1. A religious holiday that occurs every day at noon, usually accompanied by a short religious sermon.
2. A holy war.
3. The machine from a man, the 'Great 3btnrn', child of Chuck Norris.

v.
1. To kill or beat severely.

int.
1. A call of victory.

(To Kill) "Don't make us 3btnrn you!"
(Victory) "3btnrn!"

by Evan July 31, 2008