evan's definitions

Surprise

1.To strike with wonder or amazement especially because unexpected

2. To spread ones cheeks to present ones anus to unspected on lookers.

I suddenly lost my appitite, upon getting suprised by Bob.

by Evan February 9, 2004

mea culpa

Latin for my fault. Mea being my. Culpa being fault or cause, also the root word for culpability.

Ok, shut up Mea Culpa!
Also from "Fuitcakes" by Jimmy Buffet:
Mea Culpa Mea Culpa Mea Maxima Culpa

by Evan January 20, 2005

aoe

Anagram for:

Apple of Enlightenment (an object in the video game Earthbound)

Age of Empires (Game series by Microsoft)

Area of Effect (self explanitory)

by Evan September 21, 2003

Hudson Mack

Media personality who got schooled by Evan Wales during the Media hockey game.

Holy crap did you see that goal , Evan Wales just schooled the fuck outta Hudson Mack!

by Evan April 30, 2004

Faithful Boy

THe dumbest comeback ever invented by Dajuan Bryson.

"You fat-ass, brown chuck-wearin BEEYITCH!"
"Shut up....you faithful boy!"
"...what?"

by Evan January 19, 2005

shleaton

a penis with a long skinny shaft and a palm-tree shape head.

i went to a nude beach and thought i saw a palm tree, but it was a shleaton.

by evan December 27, 2004

pimp

a guy was walking doen the street and picked up a girl and she wante dto say "man you a plimp" which means cool,but she said pimp.Means to pimp,a pimpin guy

"Man that Tydell is such a pimp nigga"

by Evan September 16, 2004