evan's definitions

Ariel V

By far, the cutest girl on the planet, the girl I am in love with, and the girl I....wait.....what tha fuck am i doin!? maybe i am a faithful boy

"Hey, you want me to introduce you to that girl right there?"
"Oooh, yeah she lookin right!"
"Haha, I'm just playin that's Ariel, my girl"
"I'm still bout 2 holla"
"BITCH!"

by Evan March 14, 2005

Kattu

The King of Fighters

Katt can pwn your ass with Kula Diamond, just watch out !!

by Evan December 16, 2003

onthox

an odd multitude of things

"this concert is an onthox of unlikely fans."

by evan April 23, 2003

Seattle

Home of protest crazed liberals and fish throwing coffee drinking tech junkies. A very open and diverse place populated mostly by whites with a strong asian influence. A gay friendly city that approved a marijuana initiative. Plagued by meth use, bank robberies, high unemployment and traffic congestion.

I protested world trade, got an abortion, founded a startup, caught a fish, robbed a bank, lost my job, and shot someone on the road all in the same day!

by Evan January 4, 2005

agent orange

alias of rapper Cage from the Smut Peddlers

Dick Starbuck and Agent Orange, Porno detectives

by Evan August 14, 2003

Rahnuma

the best kisser in the world.

"she aint nothing but a heartbreaker"

by Evan December 12, 2004

Wassail

1. To sing carols from house to house at Christmas

2. The act of grabbing the shaft of ones erect penis in one hand and using the palm of the other hand to rub the head in circulur motions. This can usually only be done for a few seconds at a time due to the head of the penis being so sensitive and giving the male a very intense overwhelming feeling.

When masturbating and no one is looking, i often like to Wassail for a few seconds.

by Evan February 5, 2004