evan's definitions

the fire fighter

when you light a chick's bush on fire and put it out with your cum.

man, i gave my girlfriend the fire fighter last night. today she cant walk.

by evan June 16, 2003

road conning

the strategical placement of cones on a road where cars are bound to hit them.

I coned that cadillac on 14 mile last weekend.

by Evan April 23, 2004

canuckian

A slang (and often offensive) term to refer to a Canadian.

Similar to canuck.

"My brother married a flippin' Canuckian."

by Evan December 24, 2005

fragglish

A person who resembles or acts high like a fraggle from the muppet movie "Fraggle Rock". Your acting really high on coke or PCP or any other drug.

Perosn 1:Man that cat is so fragglish, he been smokin dat weed ya hur!
Person 2:fer shizzle.

by Evan September 20, 2004

bonkish

an extremely hideous snotbox, usually very fat and wide with a roundyball tip

daaaaaaaaaaaamn look at her nose..that shit is bonkish

by Evan February 11, 2005

Faithful Boy

The DUMBEST comeback ever invented

"Man, you stupid faithful boy!"
"....what the hell was that?"

by Evan January 20, 2005

penis leach

another word for cock sucker,or ball licker etc...

dude daniel you are such a penis leach

by evan February 26, 2004