evan's definitions

bromby

One of the greatest single acts that can be performed on the commode, it involves a woman performing oral sex on a man whilst he defecates.

After a long day at the railyards, a bromby would be a great pick-me-upper before the PTA meeting.

by Evan August 19, 2004

3btnrn

3btnrn (three-bit'-nirn)
n.
1. A religious holiday that occurs every day at noon, usually accompanied by a short religious sermon.
2. A holy war.
3. The machine from a man, the 'Great 3btnrn', child of Chuck Norris.

v.
1. To kill or beat severely.

int.
1. A call of victory.

(To Kill) "Don't make us 3btnrn you!"
(Victory) "3btnrn!"

by Evan July 31, 2008

chesticals

Boobies

That woman has very large chesticals

by Evan August 17, 2003

Fagtoast

The part of the toast containing the essential nutrients(see: crust)

When I eat toast, I give the fagtoasts to my sister.

by Evan August 2, 2003

Nerd

NOTE: don't confuse nerd and geeks, nerds are cooler then geeks, geeks are the ones that everyone hates and will never get laid by anyone but their mom ^___^

1) One who is smarter then the avg. person and normally is a pot head of some type
2) someone that doesn't care about the world around him and does what he wishes while being smart in his own way (normally computers)

He's a nerd, look at him, making straight A's and smokes more then us

by Evan October 15, 2006

Farty McGurkin

A guy who farts alot and he is so gay that his mama told him"hey man , you gay" And the life of him was gaysome.

Man farty McGurkin is such a fag that farts too much hes almost as querr as "YO MAMA"

by Evan September 17, 2004

Dime

A 10 year prison sentence

See also nickel

Jerry is up at FSP serving a dime.

by Evan December 2, 2003