evan's definitions

Darsue

Stupid fat cat that wants to kill all of us.

Darsue , go fuck yourself

by Evan April 30, 2004

Nerd

NOTE: don't confuse nerd and geeks, nerds are cooler then geeks, geeks are the ones that everyone hates and will never get laid by anyone but their mom ^___^

1) One who is smarter then the avg. person and normally is a pot head of some type
2) someone that doesn't care about the world around him and does what he wishes while being smart in his own way (normally computers)

He's a nerd, look at him, making straight A's and smokes more then us

by Evan October 15, 2006

Farty McGurkin

A guy who farts alot and he is so gay that his mama told him"hey man , you gay" And the life of him was gaysome.

Man farty McGurkin is such a fag that farts too much hes almost as querr as "YO MAMA"

by Evan September 17, 2004

Dime

A 10 year prison sentence

See also nickel

Jerry is up at FSP serving a dime.

by Evan December 2, 2003

midwest movement

A social organization that is promoting the midwest and sweeping the nation. (The east, west, and south get plenty of attention, it is now our turn up top baby!)

It's the movement, ya heard!?!?
Midwest movement, get used to it.
Midwest movement, who's comin with?

by Evan January 18, 2004

Getting Riced

When one is mowed down by a hail of gunfire.

Origin: In 'Black Hawk Down' all those people get shot while trying to get to the food truck, which, I believe, had rice on it. This guy my friend knows made it up.

"Those black guys in Harlem were messing around in the street again and some innocent white child got riced." -A Klansman

by Evan March 26, 2003

Millerized

A sensation which feels very similar to getting smoked in the balls with a frying pan covered in hot grease sensation

"Dude there's Jimmy, he just got Millerized, I heard he's totally sterile."

"Man I just got Millerized and my wang died and fell off! What am I gonna do?!?"

by Evan February 23, 2005