evan's definitions

japanese beatle invasion

When one is maliciously raped by a group of imported beatles from Japan

Evan: "Emily, here comes a japanese beatle invasion!"
Emily: "Oh shucks, looks like I have to hide in my underwear drawer again."

by Evan February 20, 2005

hyp

somebody staring at you, hyponotized

damn that women was hyp

by Evan February 15, 2005

TracStarr

female that jumps on a dick faster than FloJo ran a race, usually these females participate in different events similar to a track meet: 4x1, pole vault, long jump, etc.

Hey, did you hear bout Elyse at them niggas' house? Oooooohh weeee! She did the 4x1, she a TracStarr

by Evan February 11, 2005

Yammy

Someone who very much enjoys orally pleasuring a woman, also "Yamster"

did you about that dude doing the yammy to that female over there.

hes's a yamster

by Evan February 11, 2005

bonkish

an extremely hideous snotbox, usually very fat and wide with a roundyball tip

daaaaaaaaaaaamn look at her nose..that shit is bonkish

by Evan February 11, 2005

Snotbox

a nose, no special defining characteristics, simply a nose

There's a booger hangin out your snotbox

by Evan February 11, 2005

Roundyball

defining characteristic of a snotbox, roundy ball refers to the rounded tip of a snotbox

my snotbox is a little bonkish..i wish it were a roundyball

by Evan February 11, 2005