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stroken

This is the term used when a dick is being rubbed by one or more chicks and they begin to suck on it after it begins to become hard!
Those bitches are a stroken and a sucken!
by Evan May 13, 2005
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mojo

A helper monkey who appeared on Simpsons, episode 5F15 titled "Girly Edition" (original air date: 19th of April, 1998). Spawned a small 'Mojo the monkey' fanbase.
Stop that! You're a helper monkey! This isn't helping!
-- Homer, "Girly Edition"
by evan March 5, 2005
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yo mama

yo mama is so poor she told your little sister that santa clause is dead.

yo mama is so poor when someone put out the cigarate in the house they said who turned off the heat.

yo mama is like the pills dairy dough boy every one wants to poke her.

yo mama is like a brick wall she is always getting laid.

yo mama is so fat even rickerd simones laughs at her.
by Evan January 28, 2004
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alright

the retard's way for saying all rright. this is not proper english. alright is not a word. see all right
by evan May 13, 2005
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Roast Beef

Loose Nasty ass pussy that is RED and RAW
i was getin a lap dance from Sarah and she put her nasty roast beef in my face
by Evan June 10, 2004
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igneous

that volcano is going to erupete
by Evan January 28, 2004
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chesticals

That woman has very large chesticals
by Evan August 17, 2003
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