evan's definitions

NoCost

Originating from the lengthened version "No Cost", this word has been twisted to mean that you pay the company giving you useless shit nothing, but you have to sign up for 3 different offers at a $9.95 introductory price, as well as paying heinous shipping as if you were shipping from DerkaDerkastan

Free Porn for NoCost!

Apple iPod for NoCost!

by Evan October 22, 2004

canuckian

A slang (and often offensive) term to refer to a Canadian.

Similar to canuck.

"My brother married a flippin' Canuckian."

by Evan December 24, 2005

the fire fighter

when you light a chick's bush on fire and put it out with your cum.

man, i gave my girlfriend the fire fighter last night. today she cant walk.

by evan June 16, 2003

road conning

the strategical placement of cones on a road where cars are bound to hit them.

I coned that cadillac on 14 mile last weekend.

by Evan April 23, 2004

guilt trip

when someone uses sneaky language in an attempt to make good with you.
to backstab, blackmail, extort.

"I know this cell phone was my idea but I can't pay you till next week!, dont you remember that dinner i payed for last week? "

by Evan January 4, 2005

already

the retard's way for saying all ready. this is not proper english. already is not a word. see all ready

shut the hell up all ready.

by evan March 25, 2005

Dome Peace

Oral sex: when a woman gives oral sex to a male

yo! Bitch can i get some Dome Peace up in hur?

yeah, she gave some good dome peace

by Evan June 10, 2004