evan's definitions

mojo

A helper monkey who appeared on Simpsons, episode 5F15 titled "Girly Edition" (original air date: 19th of April, 1998). Spawned a small 'Mojo the monkey' fanbase.

Stop that! You're a helper monkey! This isn't helping!
-- Homer, "Girly Edition"

by evan March 5, 2005

skudu

a flying farting contraption, commonly known to be seen as a gluteas maximus with attached wings.

look up in the sky its a skudu!!!

by Evan March 24, 2004

stroken

This is the term used when a dick is being rubbed by one or more chicks and they begin to suck on it after it begins to become hard!

Those bitches are a stroken and a sucken!

by Evan May 13, 2005

Roast Beef

Loose Nasty ass pussy that is RED and RAW

i was getin a lap dance from Sarah and she put her nasty roast beef in my face

by Evan June 10, 2004

alright

the retard's way for saying all rright. this is not proper english. alright is not a word. see all right

it's not the right way, all right?

by evan May 13, 2005

yo mama

mostly a joke aboat someones mom

yo mama is so poor she told your little sister that santa clause is dead.

yo mama is so poor when someone put out the cigarate in the house they said who turned off the heat.

yo mama is like the pills dairy dough boy every one wants to poke her.

yo mama is like a brick wall she is always getting laid.

yo mama is so fat even rickerd simones laughs at her.

by Evan January 28, 2004

Darsue

Stupid fat cat that wants to kill all of us.

Darsue , go fuck yourself

by Evan April 30, 2004