evan's definitions

penis leach

another word for cock sucker,or ball licker etc...

dude daniel you are such a penis leach

by evan February 26, 2004

bonkish

an extremely hideous snotbox, usually very fat and wide with a roundyball tip

daaaaaaaaaaaamn look at her nose..that shit is bonkish

by Evan February 11, 2005

fragglish

A person who resembles or acts high like a fraggle from the muppet movie "Fraggle Rock". Your acting really high on coke or PCP or any other drug.

Perosn 1:Man that cat is so fragglish, he been smokin dat weed ya hur!
Person 2:fer shizzle.

by Evan September 20, 2004

sexy mongoose

a hot body but beat ass face

id fuck that sexy mongoose as long as a papper bags over her head

by Evan December 5, 2003

Faithful Boy

The DUMBEST comeback ever invented

"Man, you stupid faithful boy!"
"....what the hell was that?"

by Evan January 20, 2005

mea culpa

Latin for my fault. Mea being my. Culpa being fault or cause, also the root word for culpability.

Ok, shut up Mea Culpa!
Also from "Fuitcakes" by Jimmy Buffet:
Mea Culpa Mea Culpa Mea Maxima Culpa

by Evan January 20, 2005

stuh

blameless and upright

Job was stuh enough to live for Christ.

by Evan January 7, 2003