evan's definitions

Hudson Mack

Media personality who got schooled by Evan Wales during the Media hockey game.

Holy crap did you see that goal , Evan Wales just schooled the fuck outta Hudson Mack!

by Evan April 30, 2004

pimp

a guy was walking doen the street and picked up a girl and she wante dto say "man you a plimp" which means cool,but she said pimp.Means to pimp,a pimpin guy

"Man that Tydell is such a pimp nigga"

by Evan September 16, 2004

wahmbulance

What one should call when whining
Often heard in conjunction with french cries and wahmburger

stop whining! Why dont you call a wambulance. You should call whine-one-one. any more whine and you would be in napa vally

by Evan April 7, 2003

mea culpa

Latin for my fault. Mea being my. Culpa being fault or cause, also the root word for culpability.

Ok, shut up Mea Culpa!
Also from "Fuitcakes" by Jimmy Buffet:
Mea Culpa Mea Culpa Mea Maxima Culpa

by Evan January 20, 2005

stuh

blameless and upright

Job was stuh enough to live for Christ.

by Evan January 7, 2003

maybach

the sweetest car made in the world. 550 horsepower, 3 televisions, ps2 hookups, first-class airplane seats in the rear, nav system, and panoramic glass sunroofs. MSRP: $350,000. comes in a 57 and 62 trim. named because of their lengths, 5.7 m and 6.2 m.

donald trump owns a maybach 62.

by Evan April 9, 2004

sexy mongoose

a hot body but beat ass face

id fuck that sexy mongoose as long as a papper bags over her head

by Evan December 5, 2003