evan's definitions

Nerd

NOTE: don't confuse nerd and geeks, nerds are cooler then geeks, geeks are the ones that everyone hates and will never get laid by anyone but their mom ^___^

1) One who is smarter then the avg. person and normally is a pot head of some type
2) someone that doesn't care about the world around him and does what he wishes while being smart in his own way (normally computers)

He's a nerd, look at him, making straight A's and smokes more then us

by Evan October 15, 2006

Fagtoast

The part of the toast containing the essential nutrients(see: crust)

When I eat toast, I give the fagtoasts to my sister.

by Evan August 2, 2003

Farty McGurkin

A guy who farts alot and he is so gay that his mama told him"hey man , you gay" And the life of him was gaysome.

Man farty McGurkin is such a fag that farts too much hes almost as querr as "YO MAMA"

by Evan September 17, 2004

Dime

A 10 year prison sentence

See also nickel

Jerry is up at FSP serving a dime.

by Evan December 2, 2003

Roundyball

defining characteristic of a snotbox, roundy ball refers to the rounded tip of a snotbox

my snotbox is a little bonkish..i wish it were a roundyball

by Evan February 11, 2005

Uber

Short for "Uberingram". A.K.A. Christopher Schumaker Meyers. The GREATEST POST WHORE ON TEH INTARWEB.

UBER OWND JOO SUCKA. Uber Is My Hero.

by evan May 16, 2004

alright

the retard's way for saying all rright. this is not proper english. alright is not a word. see all right

it's not the right way, all right?

by evan May 13, 2005