esau kessler's definitions

travel butt

The sore, unclean, be-dingleberried, condition off ones posterior after sitting for a long drive, plane, or train ride.

"Let me get a shower and change of clothes as I am suffering from a case of serious travel butt."

by Esau Kessler January 13, 2006

memedicted

mem-addicted (pr:MEEMdicted)
When a specific or general topic is constantly talked about, blogged about, texted, or IM'd. Overuse of an internet topic.

1. I found sugarcubes shaped like cinderblocks, I love cinderblocks. Artwork, candy, pastries anything shaped like cinderblocks. They have me entirely memedicted.

2. I eat, sleep, and drink zombies. I think I'm memedicted.

by Esau Kessler May 11, 2008

E-mnesia

A condition in which one's memory of an opened email is disturbed. In simple terms it is the loss of memory of opening and viewing an email.

I opened the email, and then promptly forgot. It is as if I never received it. I occasionally suffer from E-mnesia.

by esau kessler February 28, 2009

netlosopher

1.Internet Philosopher. 2.Intelectual type who spends copious amounts of time ruminating about the internet and it's workings.

After lurking on her blog her metadata indicates she is a self proclaimed netlosopher.

by Esau Kessler January 19, 2006

promispronunciation

1. pro-mis-pronunciation: To purposely pronounce badly or incorrectly.

To walk into a coffee shop and order a "Grand" coffee for the pleasure of hearing the overstimulated staff covertly correct you by reapeating "A Grande?" would be defined as promispronunciation. Other good ones include EXpress-o(espresso) Kwee-shay (Quiche), or Horse Overies 'Hors d'oeuvres').

by Esau Kessler April 27, 2006

motionfuse

1. A symbol, logo, or mark that represents action or activities of a said person, organization, or business entity.

2. To use video, animation, webdesign, and graphics to solidify a message, theme, or identity.

Allegiance to my corporate community was made real once our identity had achieved true motionfuse.

by Esau Kessler April 26, 2006

tumblrd

verb - To have ones tumblr blog reviewed on another blog.

My friend's blog got tumblrd and now his traffic is wicked awesome.

by Esau Kessler August 21, 2007