esau kessler's definitions

tumblrd

verb - To have ones tumblr blog reviewed on another blog.

My friend's blog got tumblrd and now his traffic is wicked awesome.

by Esau Kessler August 21, 2007

travel butt

The sore, unclean, be-dingleberried, condition off ones posterior after sitting for a long drive, plane, or train ride.

"Let me get a shower and change of clothes as I am suffering from a case of serious travel butt."

by Esau Kessler January 13, 2006

memedicted

mem-addicted (pr:MEEMdicted)
When a specific or general topic is constantly talked about, blogged about, texted, or IM'd. Overuse of an internet topic.

1. I found sugarcubes shaped like cinderblocks, I love cinderblocks. Artwork, candy, pastries anything shaped like cinderblocks. They have me entirely memedicted.

2. I eat, sleep, and drink zombies. I think I'm memedicted.

by Esau Kessler May 11, 2008

mag sheist

The subscription order cards that fall out of magazines while you read them.

"Yeah I was reading at Barnes and Noble, and I whipped up a whole lotta' mag sheist!

by Esau Kessler January 13, 2006

E-mnesia

A condition in which one's memory of an opened email is disturbed. In simple terms it is the loss of memory of opening and viewing an email.

I opened the email, and then promptly forgot. It is as if I never received it. I occasionally suffer from E-mnesia.

by esau kessler February 28, 2009

motionfuse

1. A symbol, logo, or mark that represents action or activities of a said person, organization, or business entity.

2. To use video, animation, webdesign, and graphics to solidify a message, theme, or identity.

Allegiance to my corporate community was made real once our identity had achieved true motionfuse.

by Esau Kessler April 26, 2006

SIBS

Four letter acronym for Strokes Imaginary Beard Slowly. Performed by placing your palm on your chin, your fingers and thumb on your face, and pulling downward until your forefinger and thumb touch, and repeat.

This action of ponderance, is often performed while considering email, blog posts, digital information, and urban dictionary submissions.

It is most often used at the end of an email, comment, or Instant message. Much like LOL, TIA, ROTFLMAO.

(In response to request for a date to the office clown via IM)

OfficeHottie: So you say I am a hottie and you want to wine and dine me, eh?
I will get back to you.

SIBS

by Esau Kessler January 13, 2006