erik's definitions

Ghetto Engineering Tactics

An undefined, shotgun approach to engineering.

Skipping all logical engineering methods and going straight to the "easy to implement solution"

Thinking that an "easy to implement" solution is in any way easy, or a solution.


See nutstache

Andy employs ghetto engineering tactics very well.

by Erik December 11, 2003

french twister

the act of performing a twizzler (see twizzler) while putting one finger, usually the pinky in the anus.

european girls like the french twister

by erik October 7, 2003

gruffle

verb; to eat hastily, with zeal

I'm going to gruffle some mad Domino's.

by erik November 23, 2004

applifiliac

dude or chick that bangs or gets off on appliances. typically a cockknocka

E: dude that washing machine is SEXY!
dude: ok wtvr yah fluckin applifiliac

by erik January 19, 2004

e-bail

1. Using the internet to break up with a significant other.

2. Disconnecting online in an unsuspecting manner.

1. I didn't want to break up with my girlfriend in person, so I e-bailed on her.

2. Hey! a/s/l????? *User has signed off.

by Erik December 16, 2003

unexceptionable

unexceptional not good, bootsie

the service on my metro is unexceptionable

by erik October 31, 2004

tit

A small bird. It is quite widely spread around the globe. Tits are considered to be slightly over the average size of smaller birds.

Marsh Tit...
Great Tit...
Blue Tit...
Brown Tit...

The Royal Tit Watching Organization in the U.K.

by Erik March 18, 2004