erik's definitions

Defartification

The process or means by which a gaseous discharge is removed from a porous or absorbant medium(i.e. couch cushion) usually accomplished with the aid of a broom or other form of cleaning agent.

Caution! These seats have just undergone a Defartification process and may still be damp!

by Erik June 9, 2004

knocked the fuck out

One who gets knocked the fuck out. This is commonly happening to a person in Gainesville, FL USA called Joe Mullett.

Joe Mullett really got knocked the fuck out at the party. The guy hit him and he lost 3 teeth and broke his nose!!!11

JOE GOT KNOCKED TEH FUCK OUT!!1

by Erik August 7, 2004

blinjout

See blowjob

That bitch actually expected me to return the favor after she gave me a half hour blinjout.

by Erik February 12, 2004

xzero

a great metal-band from The Netherlands, www.baskoole.xzero.com

Xzero rulez

by erik December 14, 2003

buffalo soldier

A member of one of the African-American regiments within the U.S. Army after the Civil War, serving primarily in the Indian wars of the late 1860s.

He was a buffalo soldier in the war for America.

by Erik February 2, 2005

cockwipe

1. The alocohol towelette you use to wipe the head of your penis before you give your urine sample.

2. A bad male driver.

3. A bad or corrupt sports or political figure.

1. "Don't forget to use your cockwipe before you pee, Jimmy!"

2. "Learn to drive, you Cockwipe!"

3. "Nancy, you can't believe what our cockwipe congressman did with the cockwipe athelete."

by Erik August 17, 2004

skotic

1. A skater who becomes a gothic, but actually is neither a skater nor a gotic.
2. a sad person

She's a skotic and a wannabe

by erik December 14, 2003