erik's definitions

tit

A small bird. It is quite widely spread around the globe. Tits are considered to be slightly over the average size of smaller birds.

Marsh Tit...
Great Tit...
Blue Tit...
Brown Tit...

The Royal Tit Watching Organization in the U.K.

by Erik March 18, 2004

e-bail

1. Using the internet to break up with a significant other.

2. Disconnecting online in an unsuspecting manner.

1. I didn't want to break up with my girlfriend in person, so I e-bailed on her.

2. Hey! a/s/l????? *User has signed off.

by Erik December 16, 2003

krumped

To be absolutely shitfaced.

I got fucking krumped last night after all those kegstands!

by Erik January 26, 2004

knocked the fuck out

One who gets knocked the fuck out. This is commonly happening to a person in Gainesville, FL USA called Joe Mullett.

Joe Mullett really got knocked the fuck out at the party. The guy hit him and he lost 3 teeth and broke his nose!!!11

JOE GOT KNOCKED TEH FUCK OUT!!1

by Erik August 7, 2004

blinjout

See blowjob

That bitch actually expected me to return the favor after she gave me a half hour blinjout.

by Erik February 12, 2004

cockwipe

1. The alocohol towelette you use to wipe the head of your penis before you give your urine sample.

2. A bad male driver.

3. A bad or corrupt sports or political figure.

1. "Don't forget to use your cockwipe before you pee, Jimmy!"

2. "Learn to drive, you Cockwipe!"

3. "Nancy, you can't believe what our cockwipe congressman did with the cockwipe athelete."

by Erik August 17, 2004

buffalo soldier

A member of one of the African-American regiments within the U.S. Army after the Civil War, serving primarily in the Indian wars of the late 1860s.

He was a buffalo soldier in the war for America.

by Erik February 2, 2005