erik's definitions

e-bail

1. Using the internet to break up with a significant other.

2. Disconnecting online in an unsuspecting manner.

1. I didn't want to break up with my girlfriend in person, so I e-bailed on her.

2. Hey! a/s/l????? *User has signed off.

by Erik December 16, 2003

skotic

1. A skater who becomes a gothic, but actually is neither a skater nor a gotic.
2. a sad person

She's a skotic and a wannabe

by erik December 14, 2003

Defartification

The process or means by which a gaseous discharge is removed from a porous or absorbant medium(i.e. couch cushion) usually accomplished with the aid of a broom or other form of cleaning agent.

Caution! These seats have just undergone a Defartification process and may still be damp!

by Erik June 9, 2004

xzero

a great metal-band from The Netherlands, www.baskoole.xzero.com

Xzero rulez

by erik December 14, 2003

lost in poetry

a kick ass rock band from the netherlands

Lost in poetry plays tonight

by erik December 14, 2003

buffalo soldier

A member of one of the African-American regiments within the U.S. Army after the Civil War, serving primarily in the Indian wars of the late 1860s.

He was a buffalo soldier in the war for America.

by Erik February 2, 2005

cockwipe

1. The alocohol towelette you use to wipe the head of your penis before you give your urine sample.

2. A bad male driver.

3. A bad or corrupt sports or political figure.

1. "Don't forget to use your cockwipe before you pee, Jimmy!"

2. "Learn to drive, you Cockwipe!"

3. "Nancy, you can't believe what our cockwipe congressman did with the cockwipe athelete."

by Erik August 17, 2004