erik's definitions

school librarian

a depressed, old woman with a dead end job who likes to flaunt what little power she has over students who are only looking for fun.

dayum, miss bartolotti was being such a librarian.

by erik December 1, 2003

balls to the wind

when one is running a race and his shorts ride up in the breeze, letting a ball hang low. thus, the balls are in the wind.

when i ran the mile in gym class, i went balls to the wind on the final stretch

by erik December 1, 2003

Becgay

The highest-tier sloochie

"Hey look, a hbb Becgay! Daaaaaaaaaamn!"

by Erik December 2, 2003

Gunt

The area between a woman's belly button and vagina. This area usually is a fat deposit that sticks out. A merge of "gut" and "cunt."

She has a huge gunt.

by Erik August 6, 2003

dip

to leave somewhere, a suggestion to depart

you wanna go? Let's dip.

by Erik August 12, 2003

yard sale

When a skier or snowboarder eats it on the slopes and loses all of their gear. If a skier loses his skies, poles, hat, goggles, and anything else, shout "YARD SALE" from the ski lift above him.

"While the skier denied that he lost his skis and poles in the fall, everyone that saw it knew that in reality his fall was a classic yard sale"

by Erik August 31, 2003

Updike

a john, a toilet, a crapper

after jim's 21st birthday, he spent all night with his head over the updike

by Erik October 6, 2003