erik's definitions

e-bail

1. Using the internet to break up with a significant other.

2. Disconnecting online in an unsuspecting manner.

1. I didn't want to break up with my girlfriend in person, so I e-bailed on her.

2. Hey! a/s/l????? *User has signed off.

by Erik December 16, 2003

gruffle

verb; to eat hastily, with zeal

I'm going to gruffle some mad Domino's.

by erik November 23, 2004

o.c.

another word for Oxy Contin

Did you get them O.C.'s from the pharmacy last night?

by Erik November 28, 2003

Bucking Bronco

Similar to other definitions, the bucking bronco is when you are fucking your girl doggy style, you then make a smart comment(ex. "I have AIDS" or "Your sister was better" and see how long you can stay on for.

You are banging a random chick you met that night, doggy style. While it's all goin on you whisper in her ear,"I have AIDS," then let the ride begin and see how long you can stay on that bucking bronco for.

by Erik June 19, 2006

applifiliac

dude or chick that bangs or gets off on appliances. typically a cockknocka

E: dude that washing machine is SEXY!
dude: ok wtvr yah fluckin applifiliac

by erik January 19, 2004

knocked the fuck out

One who gets knocked the fuck out. This is commonly happening to a person in Gainesville, FL USA called Joe Mullett.

Joe Mullett really got knocked the fuck out at the party. The guy hit him and he lost 3 teeth and broke his nose!!!11

JOE GOT KNOCKED TEH FUCK OUT!!1

by Erik August 7, 2004

blinjout

See blowjob

That bitch actually expected me to return the favor after she gave me a half hour blinjout.

by Erik February 12, 2004