erik's definitions

knocked the fuck out

One who gets knocked the fuck out. This is commonly happening to a person in Gainesville, FL USA called Joe Mullett.

Joe Mullett really got knocked the fuck out at the party. The guy hit him and he lost 3 teeth and broke his nose!!!11

JOE GOT KNOCKED TEH FUCK OUT!!1

by Erik August 7, 2004

applifiliac

dude or chick that bangs or gets off on appliances. typically a cockknocka

E: dude that washing machine is SEXY!
dude: ok wtvr yah fluckin applifiliac

by erik January 19, 2004

cerial killer

someone killing people while the killed one is eating

-grwns, gwsrfewrfds OH NO A CERIAL KILLER AAAAAAAAAHH!!!

by erik June 27, 2004

unexceptionable

unexceptional not good, bootsie

the service on my metro is unexceptionable

by erik October 31, 2004

tit

A small bird. It is quite widely spread around the globe. Tits are considered to be slightly over the average size of smaller birds.

Marsh Tit...
Great Tit...
Blue Tit...
Brown Tit...

The Royal Tit Watching Organization in the U.K.

by Erik March 18, 2004

buffalo soldier

A member of one of the African-American regiments within the U.S. Army after the Civil War, serving primarily in the Indian wars of the late 1860s.

He was a buffalo soldier in the war for America.

by Erik February 2, 2005

cockwipe

1. The alocohol towelette you use to wipe the head of your penis before you give your urine sample.

2. A bad male driver.

3. A bad or corrupt sports or political figure.

1. "Don't forget to use your cockwipe before you pee, Jimmy!"

2. "Learn to drive, you Cockwipe!"

3. "Nancy, you can't believe what our cockwipe congressman did with the cockwipe athelete."

by Erik August 17, 2004