Bob Ueker

Similar to an Upper Deck, A Bob Ueker is when a person shits on the top of a toilet tank. Bob Ueker is the announcer for the Milwaukee Brewers, and sits above the upper deck.

After I got done fucking Becky's sister, I gave her a Bob Ueker.

by Eric December 04, 2003

roseville

A suburb in Minnesota right outside St. Paul and Minneapolis.

Roseville in Minnesota has existed since the 19th century so the other ones can go suck themselves. We also had the first Target ever and MacGyver lived here.

by Eric August 25, 2006

yizzy

Slang for "yeah".

"Awwww yizzy" as in "Awww yeah".

by Eric October 20, 2003

cock-a-doodle-crap

A phrase used to express exasperation and mild displeasure.

Boss: You're going to have to work half an hour late tonight.

Employee: Cock-a-doodle crap.

by Eric May 02, 2003

mindfart

A long and drawn out version of something simple.

We did one problem for four hours, when I had the answer at the beginning. It was a total mindfart.

by Eric July 15, 2003

captain morgan

Alcohlic beverage, technically spiced rum. It's what Eric got suspended for.

Eric drank captain morgans and came to school! now hes suspended for 10 fucking days! LOL!

by Eric January 07, 2005

veestyle

One with an affliction for man love, yet pimps his cock all over the lake trying to put it in anything that moves! Can also be used to refer to one who shits in odd places or on things out of the ordinary.

I'm strapping on the latex, and giving it to who's next, and don't forget the boobsex... Go Veestyle!

Veestyle strikes again! ...on the floor of the KFC bathroom!

by Eric December 31, 2003