eric's definitions

The Lone Ranger

When There Is 2 Guys And A Girl And 1 Of The Guys Kills The Other Guy And Kills The Girl And Then Just Jerks Off By Himself

Phil Pulled The Lone Ranger After He Killed Jill And Danny

by Eric January 25, 2004

saturn

Best car to hook up. Light (plastic paneling) and fast (1.9 engine) = good hp to weight ratio. Doesn't dent, paint lasts longer.

my turbo saturn that cost 5,000 altogher can smoke a mustang gt thats 25,000+

by eric July 20, 2004

Tetragrammaton Cleric

An ultra sexy person with an ultra sexy fighting ability.

Eric Chung is a Tegtrammaton Cleric

by Eric April 13, 2004

Jack Daniels

Hard liqour made in Tennesee and sold throughout the world. Known for its awesome taste and supreme alcohol content. Also gets girls naked ALOT easier.

I drank a whole bottle of jack daniels and died after fucking that slutty chick.

by Eric January 7, 2005

biezbo

A unit of money, usually describing an amount that one is trying to get.

I gotta get my biezbo from these guys.

by Eric January 21, 2004

zamoti

From the Hindi language as seen on Asia TV. The true definition is unknown, but it has been redefined as follows for the English language:

1. Butter on the edge of a water glass; typically found at a greasy spoon like Tee-Jay's.
2. The funky aroma that a busboy (who also works at Tee-Jay's) eminates after a hard day of smearing butter on the edges of water glasses.

NOTE: Zamoti is typically native to Ohio, but sightings have been made in western Pennsylvania and the deep south.

Dude, I went to Tee-Jay's and there was zamoti all over my water glass!

by Eric July 11, 2004

naitan

Nothing, nada, no. also pronounced,"Naithan"

I wasn't 'sposed to do naitan today.
Man, there ain't naitan today.

by eric January 21, 2004