eric's definitions

roseville

A suburb in Minnesota right outside St. Paul and Minneapolis.

Roseville in Minnesota has existed since the 19th century so the other ones can go suck themselves. We also had the first Target ever and MacGyver lived here.

by Eric August 25, 2006

Gap

Great American Public.

'clever' bumper stickers, suction-cup Garfields, Wal-Mart, NASCAR, and the McGriddle are all favorite things of The G.A.P.

by Eric August 18, 2005

luncharow

Lucharow is a shorter, faster, and more effective way to converse about lunch tommarow.

Dude 1: Hey man, can I have one of those sandwiches?

Dude 2: No man, those are for luncharow

by Eric July 6, 2005

P Diddy

A man no better then the group Mini Vanilli that "lives off of" and copies everyone elses music because he cant write his own.

Person 1: Dude you hear P Diddy's new song?

Person 2: Whos song?

by Eric July 21, 2005

Weinal Membrane

The skin around the tip of an unsurcumcised weenis.

The doctor removed his weinal membrane and reinserted it into his anal arena.

by Eric April 7, 2005

Rectal Crevice

When a person's rectum is molested so much their anus resembles a crevice.

Fred's rectal is so wide from anal intercourse that having sex with him is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

by Eric April 7, 2005

Vumpler

When a person pops an ass pimple into another person's eye.

While Justin was sleeping I opened up his eye and gave him an awesome vumpler.

by Eric April 7, 2005