eric's definitions

tittygooch

When a woman with abnormaly long breasts that sag like Aunt Jamima apear wrinkly like a mans under-sack otherwise known as 'The Scrotum'.

Shit ma fucker! Check the tittygooch on the grandma prune bitch ova there, nigg!

Alright, so I was fuck'n dis 29 year old blonde but could not continue when I saw her nasty-ass tittygooch.

Evan's mom has an abnormally large tittygooch

by Eric June 18, 2006

wal-mart

The reason why hippies don't get jobs.

Person 1: Hey, are you gonna go get a job soon?

Hippie: Nah I'd rather just talk about why Wal-mart is ruining the planet.

by Eric June 17, 2006

Demohorew

A depressed, emo whore who just happens to be Jewish

THe Frieden fro is such a demohorew and she should just go shoot herself in the head.

by Eric June 17, 2006

coldclock

same thing as coldcock; to attack someone unexpectedly, usually with a blunt object and or pistol. it is often used in an attack primarily aimed at a persons head.

i laughed my ass of when johnny got coldclocked by debo's pistol.

by eric June 17, 2006

the daeke

One who is constantly pissing himself while intoxicated.

He was so wasted he pulled the daeke on his own keyboard.

by Eric June 11, 2006

dildizzle

Big, plastic penis. Black girls can fit two in their buttholes easily.

"man, check out rashonda, she's got the record, five dildizzles in that ass!"

by Eric June 10, 2006

Maricopa County

A shitty county in which all juvenile delinquents are royally fucked when they turn 18. Run by a fucking nazi Joe Arpaio, he loves to see inmates run around in pink underwear and enjoys jailing them in shitty tents in a shitty desert. Police there have nothing better to do than break up parties and Indians sit at bus stops and bitch all day about random shit.

Maricopa County is run by a bunch of fucking nazi's.

by Eric April 27, 2006