eric's definitions

booger farmer

First coined by comedianne Bret Butler as an uneducated rural person. Often synonmous with a goober or a bumpkin. The obvious implication is that they spend a lot of time with their finger up their nose. Can often be seen hanging around drag strips wearing any of the following:
Overalls, a shirt with a beer advertisement, a shirt with an auto parts advertisement, a shirt with a race car or race car driver on it, or a black shirt with a wolf howling at the moon (in two poses).

Although they often populate the rural areas, they sometimes move into larger cities and hang around the DMV.

Son, you see that booger farmer in the old pickup truck over there? No not that guy, the one with the overalls and the wolf on his shirt. Yeah, stay away from him--he'll start talking about drag racing.

by Eric July 11, 2004

jack the ripper

when a chick is blowing you and you rip a fart in her face

Yeah, she was blowing me last night and I gave her the old "Jack the ripper"

by eric September 6, 2003

jim beam

Nasty alcoholic beverage that makes you want to rinse your mouth out with horse piss. It is Jack Daniels Evil Twin Brother.

Guy 1: Dude i got sooo drunk off Jack Daniels last night!

Guy 2: Nah dude, that was Jim Beam!

Guy 1: Noooo! *Head Explodes*

by Eric January 7, 2005

Wrestler

Something some people spend a few years learning, and a life time appriciating. Most people refer to it as a "gay" sport for men to rub against each other. But find that if they indeed wrestled themselves, they would appriciate it so much more if it was in their life, no matter how much they hated it, or liked it.

The wrestler won the State Championship 2 years in a row, and would always remember it.

by Eric March 3, 2003

deadfood

Spectre Os page fault green screen.

Fuck! my computer's deafood again.

by Eric November 7, 2004

penis pumper

1. an object that makes your cock bigger
2. an insult to a dumbass

you penis pumper y did you fuck my gal!

by eric September 26, 2004

japoism

a word or term from the infamous Japo himself, which is horribly misspelled, sometimes behind recognition, or has never existed at all...ie- unexpective, barnababies

chalk that up as another japoism!

by eric October 9, 2003