cops

police officers, the term cop is a shortened form of copper, which was used to describe police officers on account of their copper badges.
run, the coppers are coming!
by Eric February 04, 2004
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Cockblock

When you are attempting to get close to a girl and your buddy won't leave the room or starts telling less than flattering stories of you that cause you to lose an opportunity with your new female acquaintance.
Sara was sitting on the couch in the living room, Eric had been talking with her all evening, the party was over, Eric was attempting to get close to Sara but David wouldn't leave the living room even though he kept nodding off.
by Eric December 08, 2004
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Dolespank

Dolespank was amazing last night after the movie.
by Eric August 18, 2003
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Suspended

The act of getting kicked out of school for a certain number of days.
Eric drank of fuckload of captain morgans and came to school and got suspended. What a dumbfuck!
by Eric January 07, 2005
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homework

Something you have to do EVERY night after school when you should be goofing off watching Spongebob Squarepants or looking at porn on the internet!
Homework: Something that you should do to not make your brain look like a baby boy's penis.
by Eric June 10, 2004
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football players

1.guys who put on enough pads to usaully keep themselves alive play on professional teams and get paid alot of money,who still get injured

2.people who play football for fun with or without pads because we think its fun and we love the game,were not all jocks either
1.terrel owens went to play in the superbowl after breaking his ankle

2.me and my friends who play for the hell of it
by eric February 26, 2005
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Pastry chef

When one can sign there initials on a girls tits with their cum.
Wow, you were even able to dot the "i" for Ivan? Your a real Pastry Chef
by eric May 20, 2004
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