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The lowest form of life on earth. Many of them failed psychological tests at the police academy and are pissed off they couldn't be real cops. They spend their time harassing people who have broken ankles for leaning on things while waiting in line and screaming at and running off paying customers who are just minding their own business. They also all drive shitty, broken-down cars and get no pussy because they get paid like 10 dollars an hour.
God created rent-a-cops so people who make a living bottoming in anal scat porn would have someone to look down on.
by enfant terrible October 3, 2023
Get the Rent-a-cop mug.What sluts these days call being a booty call, in order to try and whitewash it and make it sound less disgraceful. It's essentially the female version of being friend-zoned. Chad gets to use her for physical intimacy without reciprocating any emotional intimacy, just like she gets to use her friend-zoned beta orbiters for emotional intimacy without reciprocating any physical intimacy.
She's just another trashy ho serving as one of one of Chad's many booty calls, but tries to appropriate some veneer of respectability by calling it a situationship. She thinks one day she'll get Chad to commit if she gives him ATM enough times, but she has about as much chance of that as her beta orbiters have of getting out of her friend zone by simping more.
by enfant terrible August 18, 2023
Get the situationship mug.A place that used to be paradise decades ago when it was run by sensible, libertarian-minded conservatives like Barry Goldwater who believed in a night-watchman state that mostly minded its own damn business. Now, however, it's run by a bunch of fascists who are owned by the GEO group, installed by all the boomer farts who have moved here from the Rust Belt to retire and who think that, on general principles, anything that's any fun should be banned and anyone under the age of 50 should be under some form of correctional supervision. A 22-year-old dude who sleeps with a 17-year-old chick there will be required by law to register for life as a sex offender, even if the judge knocks the charge down to a misdemeanor, and even if the two wind up getting married. Seriously!
But wait, there's more! Things are about to get even worse in Arizona: Having completely destroyed their own state, CALI-fornicators are fleeing to and overrunning the place in massive numbers and will surely soon be voting to impose the same lunacy that degraded California to the point where they could no longer stand to live there, just as they did in Colorado and Oregon.
Also, the places there where everyone lives (Phoenix and Tucson) are very, very fuckin' hot in the summer. Especially Phoenix. (Tucson is usually a few degrees cooler due to its higher elevation but it's still hotter than the interior of a blue supergiant).
But wait, there's more! Things are about to get even worse in Arizona: Having completely destroyed their own state, CALI-fornicators are fleeing to and overrunning the place in massive numbers and will surely soon be voting to impose the same lunacy that degraded California to the point where they could no longer stand to live there, just as they did in Colorado and Oregon.
Also, the places there where everyone lives (Phoenix and Tucson) are very, very fuckin' hot in the summer. Especially Phoenix. (Tucson is usually a few degrees cooler due to its higher elevation but it's still hotter than the interior of a blue supergiant).
I live in Arizona and grew up here. Right now, I am plotting my getaway to Montana. I hope they don't hate Arizonans as much as they hate Californians.
by enfant terrible April 19, 2023
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A man who, for whatever reason, chooses to abstain from sex. Often, but not always, it's because his self-respect would be destroyed if he were to settle for the poor quality of women available to him. (Fat, high notch count, post-wall, etc.) There is a large overlap between volcel and MGTOW but the two are not mutually inclusive.
Cf. "incel".
A man who, for whatever reason, chooses to abstain from sex. Often, but not always, it's because his self-respect would be destroyed if he were to settle for the poor quality of women available to him. (Fat, high notch count, post-wall, etc.) There is a large overlap between volcel and MGTOW but the two are not mutually inclusive.
Cf. "incel".
Jim is a volcel. There are a large supply of fatties, cougars and other women who rejected him in his youth that are looking to settle now but he won't have them. He'd rather spend his money on hobbies and travel.
by enfant terrible November 14, 2021
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by enfant terrible April 4, 2021
Get the AR-15 mug.A person who absolutely, positively refuses to start the car until everyone therein is buckled in, even if in a state where it's not required by law, and who will castrate her boyfriend if she sees him in any car unbuckled (This is to say 99.9% of all females.)
My girlfriend cut me off for a whole month because she caught me in an Uber without a seatbelt on. She was so angry I'm lucky I still have my both my testicles. What a seatbelt Nazi!
by enfant terrible April 3, 2021
Get the Seatbelt Nazi mug.Type of malt liquor designed for the economical drunkard. Eight point one percent alcohol. Its primary drinkership (is that even a word?) is composed of people who either aren't aware of St. Ides or got to the store after it was sold out. It is literally the worst tasting beer/malt liquor in the world. It literally tastes like medicine, which is fitting, since it's often used by street gutter drunks as a treatment for delirium tremens.
Shit, they're out of St. Ides. Now I have to buy this shitty-ass Steel Reserve that tastes like licking the bottom of a trash dumpster and has .1% less ABV, to boot.
by enfant terrible October 18, 2020
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