elvis's definitions

plastic cow

slang term for the small containers of cream or half-n-half that usually accompany a coffee or similar hot drink at a restaurant.

I needed to drain three plastic cows to get the right color for my coffee.

by Elvis March 15, 2004

fuckass wierd

Gothic people, who have green hair and shit

That kid is such a fuckass wierd

by Elvis September 25, 2003

blow by

Gas that escapes between the wall of the anus and the poop that needs to come out.

Hey Ralph, you smell that! I have to shit so bad I've got blow-by.

by Elvis October 18, 2003

vortex

Denna usla neger jävel duger bara till att pricka golv / vägg / tak, han duger inte ens till att hoppa ordentligt... därför e voiden hans bästa polare som ger honom daglig avsugning...
Ibland prickar han faktist nåt annat än väggar osv, det e sina Team kamrater, skjuter dom oftast med mening pga ilskan som tynger honom innombords ( pga hans afrikanska mamma brände bullarna han skulle ha till Björnes magasin )

by Elvis August 26, 2003

cranktacular

adj. so beautiful that it inspires furious masturbation. usually used to describe a woman.

That chick's ass is so cranktacular.

by Elvis November 10, 2003

fucking clown shoes

something that is so stupid that it is laughable coined by jay and silent bob.

you guys are fucking clown shoes

by elvis February 20, 2005

sovok

A hairy bastard that thinks hes good with that plasma

GDI Sovok is a plasma whore!

by Elvis January 5, 2005