unsoiled

When you’ve not had a shit in about 6 years and your ass is full of hairs and crusty dirt aka shit

Person 1 hey dude when did you shit last

Person 2 I haven’t shat in 6 years I’m unsoiled

Person 1 eww that’s gross
Person 2 get in my ass right now

by Hduehd September 3, 2019