elite's definitions

Midness

The highest form of nub, noob or newbie. The biggest lamer. Likes to wonder obliviously following those who are supreme or considered to be with the "in-crowd". Frequently spotted at the gay bar holding a wooden dildo, which has suffered serious wood-rot, looking to attract the attention of a hapless OAP and lure them back to his lair where they will suffer a forum of torture so orgasmic.. they will die. Midness then proceeds to rumage through the corpses belongings pillaging everything considered to be of sentimental value. The belongings are then sold on to provide the "Midness" with a form of income. Avoid contact with this species at all costs, and if possible through unwanted garbage at it.

A shady character stands yonder corner wearing an oversized trench coat:

"Wanna bey sum guds?"

by Elite April 11, 2005

DoD

Despite what these guys might think, DoD is the 2nd best WW2 game ever. Battlefield 1942 is the best. It has vehicles and it's not built on a dinosaur engine.

DoD has shitty admins, where as BF 1942 often has no admins! I'd rather have no admins.

by Elite December 2, 2003

do not call list

I am so sad, it will take away millions of jobs from poor degenerate obese dregs of society, and illegal immigrants :(

Now if only Waldo could do good things on a consistent basis...

by Elite January 21, 2004

Despot

"President" of New Guinea.

He uses all his oil money to expand his palace, not help the common man, what a smacktard despot!

by Elite November 22, 2003

althy

Word for hackers, and all "1337" people.

There was this one time, at band camp, AlthY glocked my eye 12 times.

by Elite June 11, 2006

nuclear weapon

A weapon that was used on the Japanese to end World War 2, when it hit Nagasaki it killed approximately 300,000 people. Idiot hippies think this was wrong, and apparently never bring up the Batan Death March or the time we hit a German city with conventional B17 bombs and killed 100,000.

We should've rolled on the Soviet Union right after Germany before they had nuclear weapons.

by Elite December 2, 2003

Sith

Despite what some idiots may think, a Sith is not a Dark Jedi. Known Sith lords include Darth Sidious, Darth Vader, Darth Maul, and Darth Tyrannus(Count Dooku).

LOL! Sith lords pwn j00 stupid faggots! gg n00bz

by Elite November 20, 2003