The brave scot who triumphed over Prou' Edward Longshanks and his English cronies at the Battle of Sterling Bridge. He was soon defeated at the Battle of Falkirk, mostly do to snoody Edward buying all of his allies.
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
Get the William Wallacemug. The symbol of most modern Communist parties, often accompanied with a Red Star. Common in Italian graffiti.
by El_Haggis September 9, 2006
Get the Hammer and Sicklemug. Arguably the worst English king in history, famous for having his arse whooped in battles such as Sterling Bridge and Bannockburn.
Here is a list of some of the peoples he opressed and murdered:
The Welsh
The Jews
The Scots
The Clergy
The Nobles
The Peasants
Here is a list of some of the peoples he opressed and murdered:
The Welsh
The Jews
The Scots
The Clergy
The Nobles
The Peasants
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
Get the Edward Imug. A people who have the guts to disagree with Bush. Unlike most other Western European countries, they have never been at war with the USA, and have been actively allied with us in the Revolutionary War and World War I.
The battlefield of Europe: The French generally dislike war due to the fact that almost half of the battles of modern Europe were fought of French soil, and the French civilians have perished by it, on their land, for over two millenia.
The second country (America was the first) to have a major revolution which favored Democracy (it didn't work out all that well). They even gave us an enormous statue for that fact.
The battlefield of Europe: The French generally dislike war due to the fact that almost half of the battles of modern Europe were fought of French soil, and the French civilians have perished by it, on their land, for over two millenia.
The second country (America was the first) to have a major revolution which favored Democracy (it didn't work out all that well). They even gave us an enormous statue for that fact.
by El_Haggis September 11, 2006
Get the Frenchmug. Bitch.
Karl Rove's burlesque-show whore
Speaks poison to unwitting neoconservatives.
The floozy whose dispicability unites both Liberals and Moderate Conservatives. Thank you Miss Coulter.
Karl Rove's burlesque-show whore
Speaks poison to unwitting neoconservatives.
The floozy whose dispicability unites both Liberals and Moderate Conservatives. Thank you Miss Coulter.
by El_Haggis September 8, 2006
Get the Ann coultermug. Wide variety of jokes told by UT Fans, often including familiar characters such as Smart Longhorn, Dumb Aggie, and Mediocre Baylor Bear. Compare: Longhorn = brunette, Aggie = blonde, Baylor Bear = redhead.
Here's an example:
A longhorn, an Aggie, and a Baylor Bear are traveling in a desert. Each one has brought one thing: The Longhorn brought a jug of water so he dosen't dehydrate, the Baylor Bear brought food so he doesn't starve, and the Aggie brought a car door, so he can roll up the window if he gets too hot.
Ba-dum-bsssh
Here's an example:
A longhorn, an Aggie, and a Baylor Bear are traveling in a desert. Each one has brought one thing: The Longhorn brought a jug of water so he dosen't dehydrate, the Baylor Bear brought food so he doesn't starve, and the Aggie brought a car door, so he can roll up the window if he gets too hot.
Ba-dum-bsssh
Aggie joke: Did you hear that there are three kinds of aggies?
The ones who can't count and the ones who can.
The ones who can't count and the ones who can.
by El_Haggis September 9, 2006
Get the Aggie jokemug. Faux news
The only two major difference between Fox and The Daily Show:
1. The daily show does not claim to be "fair and Balanced" like Fox does.
2. While John Stewart tells the truth with a major Liberal spin on it, people like Bill O'Reily (affectionately known as Mr. Falafel) tell outright lies.
No wonder the station is named after an animal commonly associated with sneakyness.
The only two major difference between Fox and The Daily Show:
1. The daily show does not claim to be "fair and Balanced" like Fox does.
2. While John Stewart tells the truth with a major Liberal spin on it, people like Bill O'Reily (affectionately known as Mr. Falafel) tell outright lies.
No wonder the station is named after an animal commonly associated with sneakyness.
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
Get the fox newsmug.