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UBERMENSCH

Ubermensch. (Ger) "Superman"
One who thinks himself superior than others. Usually in order to compensate for generally small penis and/or herpes.

Also:
See Neo Nazi or Ann Coulter.
Ubermensch?! I say Goober-minsch.
by El_Haggis September 9, 2006
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neocon

The only kind of Republican that can justifiably be a called a nazi.
Thanks to the Neocons, Godwin's Law is now obsolete.
by El_Haggis September 9, 2006
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Boston Strangler

(BAWHS-tun STRAYNG-lur)
An infamous serial killer/rapist who stabbed this one girl up the Paris Hilton.
The Boston Strangler could be comparable to Jack the Ripper.
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
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Godwin's Law

Made obsolete by the Neocons.
Thanks to the Neocons, Godwin's law is now obsolete.
by El_Haggis September 9, 2006
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Viking Ship

Ships used by Scandinavian warriors (Vikings) and traders from the 5th to 12th centuries. They were long (up to 150 feet), and looked much like enormous canoes. They were powered by both oar and sail.
These ships allowed the Vikings to travel to places as far as Iran and Cape Cod. If it wasn't for the Longship, the Vikings would not have been able to become a feared prescence in Europe.

Some facts about Viking longships:

Under certain weather conditions, a Viking Ship can outsail a modern racing yacht!

A ship was considered a Viking chief's most prized posession. They were given names like "Steed of the waves" and "Long Serpent".

They were "Clinker Built", with overlapping strakes running from bow to stern. This allowed them to ride on the waves, instead of being crushed by the vicious North Sea waves.

Though they were very fast, Viking Ships stood very little chance in a naval battle (except against other Vikings.
Without the Viking Ship, there would be no Vikings.
by El_Haggis September 9, 2006
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Napolean

A transliteration of how they spell "Napoleon" in Russian. The two major figures opposed to the Russian Revolution, the liberal Kerensky and conservative Tsarist General Kornilov, were often called "The two Bonapartes" by the Bolsheviks.
Kerensky and Kornilov- Two Napoleans.
-"Oktabyr", by Russian filmmaker Sergei Eisenstein.
by El_Haggis September 9, 2006
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Scientology

(SIYE-in-THAW-luh-gee)
A money cult founded by science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard. It is centered around the belief that aliens invaded the world and brainwashed us, and that Hubbard is a kind of Messiah whose ideas will lead us to wisdom.

Here's the catch: You have to give lots of money to the Church of Scientology if you want to get in, and they use this money to buy everything from pamphlets to enormous cruise yachts, and because they're considered a religion, they don't have to pay the taxes we do!

Yet for some reason, many people in Hollywood, most notably Tom Cruise, buy into this "religion". And whenever someone tries to reveal the truth about Scientology on a large scale, or accuses the mod larsony, the Scienstapo will harass them by incessant sueing.

So in short, Scientology is just another cult.
Dealing with Scientology:

Scientologist: "What are YOU doing?" <takes out pamphlets>

Random person: "Avoiding a Scientologist."
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
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