Aggie joke

Wide variety of jokes told by UT Fans, often including familiar characters such as Smart Longhorn, Dumb Aggie, and Mediocre Baylor Bear. Compare: Longhorn = brunette, Aggie = blonde, Baylor Bear = redhead.

Here's an example:
A longhorn, an Aggie, and a Baylor Bear are traveling in a desert. Each one has brought one thing: The Longhorn brought a jug of water so he dosen't dehydrate, the Baylor Bear brought food so he doesn't starve, and the Aggie brought a car door, so he can roll up the window if he gets too hot.

Ba-dum-bsssh
Aggie joke: Did you hear that there are three kinds of aggies?

The ones who can't count and the ones who can.
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
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UBERMENSCH

Ubermensch. (Ger) "Superman"
One who thinks himself superior than others. Usually in order to compensate for generally small penis and/or herpes.

Also:
See Neo Nazi or Ann Coulter.
Ubermensch?! I say Goober-minsch.
by El_Haggis September 09, 2006
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Leslie

Hobo on drag and reaccuring Mayoral candidate commonly seen in downtown Austin, TX. Is probably now richer than Michael Dell.

Aggies often seem to use this fact to make very pathetic and off-center steriotypes about Austinites.
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
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Ann coulter

Bitch.

Karl Rove's burlesque-show whore

Speaks poison to unwitting neoconservatives.

The floozy whose dispicability unites both Liberals and Moderate Conservatives. Thank you Miss Coulter.
Ann Coulter is the ugly face of the neoconservatives.
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fox news

Faux news

The only two major difference between Fox and The Daily Show:

1. The daily show does not claim to be "fair and Balanced" like Fox does.

2. While John Stewart tells the truth with a major Liberal spin on it, people like Bill O'Reily (affectionately known as Mr. Falafel) tell outright lies.

No wonder the station is named after an animal commonly associated with sneakyness.
Fox News: The foul breath of the neocons
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
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hammer

The Marxist symbol representing the factory workers, the sickle representing the farmers. Together they represent the uninted Proletariat.

This has now become corrupted by greedy tyrants such as Stalin and mao, to be a symbol of corrupt, totalitarian "Communist" dictatorships.
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
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Monica lewinsky

One who enjoys cigars.
by El_Haggis September 13, 2006
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