a respectable sport. Until these fans insult Australian Rules Football atrociously on this site. This shames the sport into nothing but an excuse to for prison rapists to get fresh air and grab testicles.
dude 1: Hey rugby is great!!!
dude 2: Yeah...yeah...it was, until I found out some fans are trolls who love to rip on the Australian Rules Football fans and the game. Now this proves that a distrubing majority of fans and players and former or current rapists/misfits in normal society.
dude 2: Yeah...yeah...it was, until I found out some fans are trolls who love to rip on the Australian Rules Football fans and the game. Now this proves that a distrubing majority of fans and players and former or current rapists/misfits in normal society.
by el hombre 123 July 05, 2009
The act of getting some pussy or head. Getting your penis wet with spit or pussy juice. Getting some ass, getting girls, etc.
A much more fun way of saying, I'm tryna to get laid, or tryna mac tonight.
A much more fun way of saying, I'm tryna to get laid, or tryna mac tonight.
kid watching friend make out with girl: YO SON GET YO D WET!!
kid 1: let's hit the club tonight
kid 2: wordddd, time to get my d wet, I'm lookin fresh as hell tonight
kid 1: let's hit the club tonight
kid 2: wordddd, time to get my d wet, I'm lookin fresh as hell tonight
by el hombre 123 October 08, 2010
jizz, jizzum, cum, splooge, man chowder, baby gravy, cream, cream of man...
ex- Imagine a condom is a pie and imagine that filling is gooey man fluid.
To be painfully obvious- jizz is what fills a condom, therefore its condom filling, kiddies!
ex- Imagine a condom is a pie and imagine that filling is gooey man fluid.
To be painfully obvious- jizz is what fills a condom, therefore its condom filling, kiddies!
Ex- Wow dude Sammi's BJ was so fucking good that I could help painting her face with my condom filling.
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
Ex 1- A tragic incident at Columbine High School in 1999 where two assholes shot innocent students.
Ex 2- Adj or Noun. Describes a pyscho with intent to kill and/or a person with an obsession with violent video games, crushed dreams, loserdom, and weapons.
Ex 2- Adj or Noun. Describes a pyscho with intent to kill and/or a person with an obsession with violent video games, crushed dreams, loserdom, and weapons.
Ex 1.- Oh my god, its been 10 years since Columbine? What an awful moment in history, God bless the victims and their families.
Ex 2.- Holy shit check out that acne faced virgin trying to become a level 12 paladin on World of Warcraft! He's so columbine. Dude's got massive issues. Is he wearing Birkenstock?!
Ex 2.- Holy shit check out that acne faced virgin trying to become a level 12 paladin on World of Warcraft! He's so columbine. Dude's got massive issues. Is he wearing Birkenstock?!
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
Ex 1:
Guy 1- Hey dude, hows latika?
Guy 2- Oh she's good, she was getting kind of hungry last night during sex so while she blew me I served her some of my homemade cream of man all over her face.
Guy 1- Can I have some?
Guy 2- "punches guy 1, walks away and tries to forget incident"
Ex 2-
Kid- When I was watching that Kayden Krossvideo on pornhub, I spilled a piping hot serving of cream of man all over my keyboard, I totally missed the tissue.
Guy 1- Hey dude, hows latika?
Guy 2- Oh she's good, she was getting kind of hungry last night during sex so while she blew me I served her some of my homemade cream of man all over her face.
Guy 1- Can I have some?
Guy 2- "punches guy 1, walks away and tries to forget incident"
Ex 2-
Kid- When I was watching that Kayden Krossvideo on pornhub, I spilled a piping hot serving of cream of man all over my keyboard, I totally missed the tissue.
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
Jack Black and Kyle Gass' fucking amazing song and also a cry for help for women victimized by dudes who try to imitate porn stars going light speed in bed while failing miserably. THEN you fuck her hard.
(look at the lyrics from the definition above they're fucking hilarious)
(look at the lyrics from the definition above they're fucking hilarious)
Me & Everyone with a brain- Tenacious D and that song Fuck Her Gently fucking rock harder than anything in history.
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
when you encounter the work of a certain band, athelete, celebrity, fauxlebrity, or anybody of the sort that you take to and scour the internet for more work or information from this gripping personality. Checking their twitter, looking on their non-micro blogs, checking out photos, wikipedia page, myspace, and youtube videos. Also known as stalking by internet.
Dude 1 (After watching transformers)- Before I fapped off to her, I totally practiced internet worship on Megan Fox. I went all over youtube and google images and read her wikipedia page and all that shit before I passed out wanking to her FHM shoot.
Dude 2- Yo sounds cool. Promise me you want stalk her and/or murder and rape anybody as a product of the stalking.
Dude 1- All best are off bro, I'm high on internet worship.
Dude 2- Yo sounds cool. Promise me you want stalk her and/or murder and rape anybody as a product of the stalking.
Dude 1- All best are off bro, I'm high on internet worship.
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009