edword's definitions
Convenient forgetfullness when it's beneficial not to remember the truth. Often seen during jury trials when a witness is asked an embarassing question.
I work my tail off all year but when it comes time for my performace review the boss always seems to have selective amnesia. Mr Oswald, what were you doing in that book depository? Uh, I dont' remember.
by Edword July 31, 2006
Get the selective amnesiamug. To bad eye something is to stare at it with great interest. To scope it out, look it over closely, check it out.
by Edword August 5, 2006
Get the bad eyemug. by Edword August 2, 2006
Get the two tubemug. A term used to describe a woman who has a slender back and a narrow waist but has unusally wide hips and out of proportion to the rest of her body.
by Edword August 2, 2006
Get the banjo buttmug. This is similar to its' military definition except applied to the corporate world and its' culture. A low ranking employee without many skills. One who is considered expendable because he/she can easily be replaced.
Hourly workers in this company are just corporate cannon fodder. They just keep us around until we can be replaced by a computer program.
by Edword July 31, 2006
Get the corporate cannon foddermug. Someone who is overly impressed with trivialities, pop culture, fads. Probably isn't capable of looking beyond the obvious or of thinking about anything of consequence other than hair styles, cosmetics, clothes, and how to create an impression on other fluff heads.
She's a real fluff head. She spends several hours polishing her nails, doing her hair, and looking in the mirror.
by Edword July 31, 2006
Get the fluff headmug. I like my work but I'm not too gung ho about putting in all that overtime. Eight hours a day is enough. After that my brain is toast.
by Edword July 31, 2006
Get the gung homug.