officer material

A mildly derogatory military term for someone who is totally clueless and is therefore obviously incapable of leading others.
He couldn't find his butt in the dark with a flashlight and trips over his own bootlaces. Yeah, he's real officer material all right.
by Edword July 31, 2006
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prick teaser

A girl or woman who dresses or acts provocatively and flaunts her sexuality to get male attention for the sole purpose of building up her own ego.
She's a real prick teaser. That bikini she's wearing will never see any water except on laundry day. That's not swimwear, it's teasewear.
by Edword July 31, 2006
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fearless leader

Joking refernce to one of the characters on the television cartoon Rocky and Bullwinkle. May be used to refer satiricly to one's boss or some other authority figure or someone who is in a leadership role.
I don't necessarily need to lead this hike. You can be fearless leader for a change,it's fine with me.
by Edword August 02, 2006
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selective amnesia

Convenient forgetfullness when it's beneficial not to remember the truth. Often seen during jury trials when a witness is asked an embarassing question.
I work my tail off all year but when it comes time for my performace review the boss always seems to have selective amnesia. Mr Oswald, what were you doing in that book depository? Uh, I dont' remember.
by Edword July 31, 2006
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banjo butt

A term used to describe a woman who has a slender back and a narrow waist but has unusally wide hips and out of proportion to the rest of her body.
She's cute but she's got a real banjo butt crammed into those jeans.
by Edword August 02, 2006
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gung ho

Really insanely enthusiastic about a task, sport, hobby etc.
I like my work but I'm not too gung ho about putting in all that overtime. Eight hours a day is enough. After that my brain is toast.
by Edword July 31, 2006
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two tube

Two tube is southern slang for a double-barreled shotgun.
Don't mess with him, he's got a two tube loaded with double ought.
by Edword August 02, 2006
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