All-out October

All-out October is the month where guys {jack off and cum as many times a day that they can, in preparation for "No-nut November".
We're in the middle of "All-out October" -- my dick is already sore from jacking off so much!
by eda-skip October 16, 2022
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cum-shot distance envy

cum-shot distance envy is the feeling short-shooters have for guys who can blow their load at least their height or farther.
A lot of my fellow cadets have cum-shot distance envy because they can't shoot their cum 7' like I can!
by eda-skip October 07, 2021
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cum-foam

cum-foam is what a guy gets if he cums in a condom once, and then whacks off and cums again in the same condom.
I sometimes beat my meat and cum two or three times in the same rubber and end up with a comdom full of cum-foam!
by eda-skip July 02, 2022
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Italian Chicken

Italian Chicken is an underage Italian guy with a big dick and a tight, pink butt-hole who is often chased by chicken hawks who want to suck his cock or fuck his asshole.
When I was younger, I went to Italy with my parents, and I had a lot of Italian Chicken friends!
by eda-skip November 12, 2021
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Cocksucker's Reward

A Cocksucker's Reward is a mouthful of hot cum.
I suck dick because I like the Cocksucker's Reward!
by eda-skip March 16, 2022
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jock yogurt

jock yogurt is the cum a guy blows in his jockstrap when he jerks off in it.
I sell some of my jockstraps with jock yogurt in them on Naughtybids for cum-suckers!
by eda-skip January 22, 2022
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USAF Cadet Drill Team

The USAF Cadet Drill Team is the drill team of Air Force Cadets - one of the best drill teams in the world.
I'm going to try out for the USAF Cadet Drill Team, but Matt says he's going to make me wear a vibrating butt-plug to see if I can keep my focus!
by eda-skip October 20, 2021
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