"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.
Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time
by eda-skip October 15, 2021
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milk-shot

A milk-shot is a cumgasm that squirts out of a guy's dick that has the color and consistency of milk.
This morning when I was taking care of my morning wood, I had an awesome milk-shot!
by eda-skip July 04, 2022
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cumversationist

A cumversationist is a guy who likes to talk while you're sucking his dick.
A lot of guys are cumversationists and talk while you're sucking their dick!
by eda-skip October 12, 2021
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shower wank

A shower wank is a masturbation session that a guy has when he takes care of his morning wood by jacking off in the shower.
This morning, I started my day with a good shower wank!
by eda-skip May 02, 2022
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wank party

A wank party is a gathering of young guys who want to jack off on other guys' faces and in their mouths and give them gay bukakke.
On Wednesdays, we have a wank party and my friends always want ME to be the bukakke-boy!
by eda-skip January 06, 2023
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perineum

perineum is the anatomical name for the area between a guy's scrotum and his anus.
The smell of Matt's perineum gives me an instant boner!
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"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.
Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!
by eda-skip November 24, 2021
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