uncut wood

uncut wood is an uncircumcised boner.

Since many of the cadets in my squadron are uncircumcised, I suck a lot of uncut wood!

by eda-skip March 30, 2022

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crotch yogurt

crotch yogurt is the cum a guy blows in his whitie-tighties when he jacks off in them.

I jacked off in my Calvins and blew a load of crotch yogurt in them!

by eda-skip October 16, 2021

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Yummy, yummy, yummy - I've got cum in my tummy! is what I'm thinking after I suck off all the cadets in my pod.

I just sucked cumgasms out of all my roomies, and now -- Yummy, yummy, yummy - I've got cum in my tummy!

by eda-skip October 11, 2021

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A seed-gasm is a cumgasm that a guy has when he blows his load up another dude's asshole.

I had a seed-gasm when I shot my shit up the asshole of that new cadet!

by eda-skip December 12, 2021

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A cum-whore is a guy who gives blowjobs to other dudes who your mec owes a dick-sucking to.

I'm Matt's cum-whore -- I have to suck off cadets that he owes blowjobs to!

by eda-skip October 21, 2021

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ambidextrous means to be able to jack off with either hand.

I'm ambidextrous - I can jack off with either hand!

by eda-skip January 14, 2023

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A Meisterbater is an expert at jerking off other guys.

by eda-skip October 08, 2021

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