selfie

A selfie is a blowjob that a guy gives himself.
Sometimes I do a selfie and suck my own dick to take care of my morning wood!
by eda-skip January 03, 2023
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jerkin off

jerkin off is a young guy's favorite pastime.
It's "No-Nut November", so I haven't been jerkin off, but when do, I'm really gonna cum a bucket!
by eda-skip November 21, 2022
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bukakke-boy

A bukakke-boy is a guy selected by others to be the guy to suck dick and eat the all the cumloads they squirt, and be the receiver of multiple facials.
When the other cadets in my pod here at the Academy want to get off, they always want ME to be the bukakke-boy!
by eda-skip December 12, 2022
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tickle-gasm

A tickle-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he's tied down and jerked off.
Matt woke me up and gave my morning wood a tickle-gasm!
by eda-skip October 07, 2021
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a big dick

a big dick is what a guy gets if he gets a Covid vaccine.
I know a cadet who says he got a big dick after getting a Covid vaccine!
by eda-skip December 21, 2021
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hand

A guy's hand is his first sex partner.
When I was a young teenager, my hand was my favorite sex partner!
by eda-skip October 30, 2021
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early and often

early and often is my preferred masturbation schedule.
I like to masturbate early and often!
by eda-skip June 25, 2022
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