ed's definitions

Captain's club

Origin: LBI, NEW JERSEY
Definition: The act of getting head, dome, BJ, ETC. while in a boat. The boat does not have to be moving but it is more prestigous if it is.

Ed joined the Captain's CLub last summer.

by ED May 13, 2005

the dog ate the cheese

It originated on the playground, it comes from the art of being random. It is quite easy to use, just say it when everybody goes quiet

err
The dog ate the cheese
you what?
The dog ate the cheese

by Ed March 3, 2005

leroy brown

baddest man in the whole damn town

bad, bad leroy brown, baddest man in the whole damn town badder than a old king kong, meaner than a junkyard dog

by Ed January 28, 2008

blackjack

The only game worth playing in a casino. In all the other games, the house has a bigger advantage. Some people use a method called card counting to know when to bet high and when to bet low.
Also, the combination of 2 cards equaling 21 in the game.

Blackjack is also called twenty-one.

by Ed April 5, 2005

Pavement Pizza

Vomit on the pavement, typically found on main street on a Sunday morning.

Nobby finished his night off with a tasty kebab and a pavement pizza

by Ed October 20, 2003

fully automatic

(adj.) The characteristic of a firearm being able to fire all rounds in its magazine with a single pull of the trigger.

Note: This characteristic is NOT indicated by the terms assault weapon or semi auto.

Fully automatic firearm types include machine guns, sub-machine guns, assault rifles, and others. Some of these may also have a semi auto mode that can be selected.

"My UZI is a fully automatic firearm, and as such was already illegal before the 1994 Assault Weapons Ban, which banned semi auto rifles."

by ed July 25, 2004

money shot

This term is often used to describe a pinnacle moment in an event or the best course of action. It doesn't have to be used in a sexual context.

After hours in a tough meeting, they find the perfect conclusion:

Tom, that's the money shot right there.

by Ed November 28, 2004