ed's definitions

DAP

Digital Audio Player. Useually a handheld, electronic device used for playback of a variety of audio codecs. Other features that are being implemented are: color screen, photo rendering, mpg4 video playback, FM radio and voice/radio/line-in recording to name a few.

Most iPod users don't know they own a DAP.

by Ed June 27, 2005

Arlington, VA

Across the Potomac from DC,this is one of the wealthiest, smallest counties in the country,where some of the best schools are located, it makes Fairfax and the OC look like shit, and by far the sweetest place to live. In the southern part of the county, many minorities can be found along with sports fields. It also has it own transportation sysytem--the ART busses.Parts of it are getting to look more and more like NYC (rossylyn, ballston)and 95% of kid's parents work in DC, making a shitload of money. Arlington dominates the region in sports especially those PATRIOTS from Yorktown High School. Where small colonial houses are being replaced more and more by those ugly ass mansions which leave even smaller yards to utilize. It's also home to the PENTAGON-which in fact is NOT in DC. It's also where if you're a Republican, you are a tiny minority who has no say in anything and should hightail it to somewhere else in the state besides Northern Virginia.7 out of 10 eligible ppl voted for Kerry or Gore here and where everyone takes DC for granted, but still keeps the 'Skins faith going.

Person A: Oh,so yo'ure a redneck, confederate, illiterate, Republican from VA?
Arlingtonian: No, I'm from Arlington...

by Ed January 27, 2005

libertarian

1. (n.) One who believes that the ultimate good in a political system is to keep government regulation at an absolute minimum, particularly by eliminating laws based on their validity (or lack thereof) within a free society.

2. (n.) A member of the U.S. political party of the same name.

3. (adj.) the state of adhering to the principle of libertarian politics. "This bill is based on libertarian values."

Libertarians contrast with the Republican and Democratic parties because the libertarian belief is that government should be minimized or eliminated in all areas, even those that they don't personally support, while other political parties tend to promote freedom in some issues but government control in others. While the Democratic party believes in freedom for matters of recreational drug use and the Republican party believes in the freedom to own guns, libertarians are typically against regulation for both issues.

Libertarians themselves do not all necessarily share equal standards for personal behavior (though some may be common), as their philosophy is based almost entirely on knowing when something isn't anybody else's business. For example, many do not think recreational drug use is a good idea, but do not want to enact laws making that choice for others.

by ed July 25, 2004

Rendrag, The

To make an arse out of yourself infront of people/persons you are either attempting to impress or would hope to impress so as to garner some form of gain be it sexual or otherwise.

"and then his bike toppled over right infront of a car full of hot chicks. It was a total rendrag."

by Ed January 4, 2005

liberal

Someone who says they support free speech. On the left wing of the political airplane. They hate the military and long to see America humiliated. They like to kill babies. Most Democrats are liberals. Many are treehuggers. They oppose George W. Bush and his actions because they are a bunch of whiners. They complain about everything that conservatives say that hurts their feelings. Most blacks are liberal.

Never show a liberal graciousness. If you offer him/her an olive branch, they will smack you with it while simultaneously hugging the tree.

by Ed April 3, 2005

chach

A chach is someone who has been a douche enough times to be considered something more irritating. So, being a chach is definitely worse than being a douche.

Every time we go out with that guy, he ends up hitting on my girlfriend. He's definitely a douche bag with chach tendencies.

by Ed November 1, 2004

Hasbian

A lesbian who now dates or marries a male.

Anne Heche is a hasbian

by Ed November 9, 2003