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A policy debate argument which attempts to undermine the fundamental basis of the affirmative. More often than not revolves around ludicrous "revolution" style alternatives that a bunch of cafe intellectuals doing acid in the ivory tower came up with. The spelling itself - German for "critique" - represents the feel-good attitude of the guys who came up with it.

The poster child: Slavoj Zizek.
Kritiks only smear shit on policy debate's already elitist image.

"John always tries to show off in history whenever Dr. Rosenblum talks about the motivation for the Cold War."
"What does he do?"
"Duh, he's a fucking debater, so he tries to pull this thing called a kritik on him. Says the only way out of the 'recurring cycle of violence' is to have a 'total proletariat subconsciative otherization of the real'."
"Is the dude on acid or what?"
"No.. he's a debater, remember? He's the guy who whines about starving kids in Africa all the time from his Benz."
kritik by Kazhakkey Szervusz-Thackur November 26, 2006
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A policy debate argument based on the assumptions of the aff plan. Much like a disadvantage without a uniqueness argument. Very complex. Not cheating.
Many kritiks confuse the novices.
The Kritik of National Service pwns all.
kritik by Ed August 4, 2006
(1)From German, for "criticism" (2) In other words, cheating.
(1)"I pwned those novices on a Foucault kritik last round."

(2)"I pwned those novices on a Foucault kritik last round."
A word commonly used for an obsession with partying. Pronunciation: Krit-ism (common verb) Meaning: When you party 3 or more days in a row.
Shit hit the ceiling when they decided on doing a kritism!
Kritism by Omgsweet33 May 18, 2010
Kratik, a word derived from Sanskrit which means creation of stars.
Guy named Kratik is helpful, emotional, kind, aggressive, and a best mate to befriended with just need to crack the hard outer shell.

Guy has great physique among the whole squad.

He is always a point of attraction and attention, a real lady's man..
Kratik huh! Best mate.
kratik by Alexcruz June 10, 2020
Means creation; really beautiful, gorgeous, and sweet; one with an amazing personality
This is the Kriti of today's generation
Kriti by Letsgo10 December 28, 2013
Literally means creation or an exquisite work of art; people with this name are known to be wild with interesting personalities; they tend to be be sweet, kind, beautiful, sexy, smart; most Kriti's are leaders;
Wow, she's just perfect.
> yeah, she's Kriti.
Kriti by Foreverfly December 28, 2013
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