eazy-x's definitions

lounge lizard

An artsy yuppie hipster with thick framed glasses and a track jacket that hangs out in smoothe urban ambient bars. He listens to trip hop, ambient techno, acid jazz, neo-soul, dj scratching. He sits in the cozy seats under mood lighting and talks to women to seduce them with his deep intellectual thought. He likes grafitti art and graphic design. He is not pretentious. loves sushi, trends, sophisticated metrosexual culture.

That lounge lizard is a graphic designer.

by eazy-x February 19, 2008

pretentious

the word of the decade. everyone's using it to insult anything that seems smarter or tries to seem smarter or better.

don't forget to leave a rude comment in the green box below where it says comments with a number beside it.

all the people on urbandictionary are pretentious because they can't insult someone in person. they have to do it from the safety of their computer. pretentious pretentious pretentious pretentious

by Eazy-X May 29, 2008

muthaphucka

someone who sticks their hard veiny dick up their mom's ass and wet hairy pussy. they squeeze their mother's wrinkly tits til milk comes out. son and mother fucking until the sun comes up. for some it's called making love, but for many it's a disturbing thing. they 69 til they cum really hard in eachother's mouth.

those sick muthaphucka s are a bunch of low lives that live out their little sick fantasies.

by eazy-x January 23, 2008

rotten milk

pretentious milk that sat too long in the fridge that was not drank quick enough.

the rotten milk tastes sour.

by eazy-x February 13, 2008

gel nimbus

Most cushioned pair of asics you can get.

the gel nimbus is the most comfortable shoes you will own.

by eazy-x February 14, 2008

wonton cart

a modified japanese import car made for rave asian kids. see rice rocket. they are made for looks and speed.

that wonton cart culture has become real popular in the last few years.

by eazy-x February 23, 2008

demoitus

The act of liking and chosing the thing you are exposed to first just for the fact that it was first not because it was better.

even though the second demo sounded better, they still chose the first demo song because of demoitus. they simply can't get over what they were exposed to first.

by eazy-x January 31, 2008