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budd dwyer

1987
pennsylvania state treasurer budd dwyer
republican found guilty of taking 300,000 dollars
of tax kickback money in a conspiracy...stealing thief...
he had a press conference the day before his conviction..jan. 22 1987
it was a cold snowy morning..
budd's wife told him "just give them a piece of your mind, don't go shooting your mouth off"
before the press conference
budd thought he was going to get 55 years in jail...
people thought he was resigning at the press conference...
bitches just didn't know..
after a while of rambling on stage..
in front of an audience and a live tv crew...
people thought he was resigning...
he rambled about how wrong our justice system was...
proclaiming his innocence..
he said he once voted for the death penalty...
and now he regretted it because now he understood
that the justice system could be wrong...and an innocent man could be guilty for a crime he didn't commit
dwyer said life had been like living in the twillight zone recently...
he rambled on and on...sweaty and nervous..
he began handing out envelopes with his suicide note in it..
then he pulled a .357 magnum out a manilla envelope
people didn't really notice for a few seconds
bitches started yelling
"no budd, budd, no"!
he told the camera crew to don't stop filming...
he told those who would be easily offended to leave the room...
budd fuckin dwyer didn't fuckin resign
so he put the gun to his mouth and blew his brains..
fell like a damn sack of fat bald potatoes
yelling, screaming...blood pouring from his nose, any body got a tissue?
bitches don't know bout no budd dwyer televised suicide
he didn't resign to die in office so his wife could get a million dollars...
a million dollars to pay all his damn court fees...
his co-conspirator got convicted the next day...
the co-conspirator was supposed to get 55 years like budd...
but only got 1 year in jail....but it got shorted to 7 months...
budd would have gotten 7 months too....but he didn't know...
budd's televised suicide became a joke for the next 20 years..
everyone laughs at the suicide footage
kids in PA drill holes in quarters and call it a budd dwyer commemerative
he exploited himself...
the video is on "faces of death", "bowling for columbine", youtube, google..
a shock value enthusiast novelty
everybody laughs at the video of budd having oral sex with a .357 magnum

budd dwyer is only known for his shocking televised suicide footage.

by eazy-x January 10, 2008

tool is the greatest band on earth

What every Tool fan boy will say. He's normally listened to dumb heavy metal and simple minded rock songs all his life and smoked pot. All of a sudden he discovered Tool and acts like he is smarter than everyone in the world. The reason the fans think they are smarter than everyone is because Tool uses so many intellectual theory and philosophy influence lyrics and imagery in their songs that the kids begin to think they're smarter than everyone because they think they understand something no one else understands. All of a sudden these kids feel superior to their peers who listen to simple minded rock and heavy metal. The reason this has happened because Tool's music is accessible to the mainstream and at the same time tool uses less accessible and strange ideas hidden behind their lyrics. this means they can capture and attract dumb people but hide stronger intellectual concept within their songs which are later discovered upon more careful analysis and research. the fanatic kids who put stronger research into tool's songs normally become psuedo intellectual art snobs and hipsters. these kids think tool is the greatest band on earth because compared to what these kids listened to all their life, eg dumb rocking power ballad and pop/rock bands, tool is superior in concept. tool is a great band, it's just their fans who become obnoxious with staunch conviction.

fan boys will say "tool is the greatest band on earth" because their music is catchy and easy to rock out to yet hold strange and interesting meaning behind them. most rock bands before tool were nothing more than dumber party power ballad bands.

by eazy-X May 22, 2008

real

people who try too hard to act like they're not trying too hard. see psuedo-conformist. people who shop walmart and drink starbucks are real while people who like indie are trying too hard to be real.

i'm real because i shop at walmart.

by eazy-x February 19, 2008

abstract art

if you hate abstract art don't listen to music. all the weird abstract sounds out of instruments don't make any sense. they are completely non sensical. just read the lyrics, at least that part is the only part that is understandable. oh wait, i forgot words are abstractions of things also. say no to music. music is made by a bunch of pretentious hipsters and art snobs. anybody can make stupid sounds out of instruments, my 2 year old son can make a bunch of stupid noises out of a guitar and or make a bunch of simple beats like those dumb rap and rock stars. anybody can make millions by making non sensical out of an instrument.

abstract art is for pretentious art snobs that drink coffee. music is for fags who think they are smarter than everyone. lets all go to church at least they can answer every question to make the meaning of life and everything around it more accessible and understandable. lets all hold hands in a circle and love one another and understand each other's feelings.

by eazy-X May 16, 2008

film noir

The definition of a film noir is very argueable and loose. Some state film noir as a time period in which the film was made. others suggest it as a style of film may be characterized by dark imagery, showing the end at the beginning of the film, shadows, corruption, night life, violence, pessimism, detective films, voice over narration by the character, inevitable bad endings, a film strong on thought. film noir may cross many genres such as action, sci-fi, drama, suspense, thriller, action, and even romantic comedy. One of the first films to be defined as a film noir is The Maltese Falcon and one of the defining films is double indemnity.

Film noir is still seen influenced in films today.

by eazy-x February 13, 2008

fluff

colorful attitude in modern art. especially in post modernism. fluff is the cutesy, artsy, colorful, witty, found in many art today. some may find a bit pretentious

the cute and clever slacker artist is full of fluff.

by eazy-x February 12, 2008

gimmick

A negative connotation for a unique characteristic to an advertisment, business, object, person,story, film, etc. that is unique for the sake of being unique or to draw attention. A gimmick normally holds no substance. Many products that try to be innovative and new that fail end up being labeled gimmicks. gimmicks sometimes end up becoming non gimmicks if it lasts through time and is proven itself worthy and becomes a tradition.

Mike Huckabee's wit is a gimmick. The band tool is a gimmick. the 3-d glasses are a gimmick. the strange twist ending to a movie is a gimmick. the video rental store's ad on tv with the sexy girls on it is a gimmick.

by eazy-x February 11, 2008