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real

people who try too hard to act like they're not trying too hard. see psuedo-conformist. people who shop walmart and drink starbucks are real while people who like indie are trying too hard to be real.

i'm real because i shop at walmart.

by eazy-X February 19, 2008

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illustrator

an adobe computer program used by designers to create logos, postcards, business cards, pictures, drawings, etc. illustrator is popular because it uses vectors to create crisp clean edges that doesn't lose resolution when it is zoomed in on. Not a pretentious program

illustrator is a popular program used on mac.

by eazy-X February 13, 2008

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Michael Mann

A movie director/producer/writer/etc. Known for films such as Last of the Mohicans, Heat, Collateral, The Insider, Miami Vice, Ali, Thief, Jericho Mile. Michael Mann is very design oriented, his films are meticulously crafted with tons of research. This is how Michael Mann compares to some other directors:
if Steven Spielberg is a family man, Michael Mann is a business man
if Martin Scorsese is a painter, Michael Mann is a designer
If Spike Lee is racial, Michael Mann is a person with diversity
If Wong Kar Wai is an improviser, Michael Mann is an extreme planner
his films are not pretentious

Michael Mann has a strong cult following, he deserves more attention.

by eazy-X February 18, 2008

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shit swipe

i'm wiping my credit card on my asshole
that way when i go to buy stuff i'll leave my
shit stain on the credit card machine after
it is swiped....
then when everyone uses the same machine will
get my shit on their card...
and eventually on their hand...
when they start eating food
it'll be my shit on their hands...
and into their fuckin mouth

my shit swipe is contagious

by eazy-X March 6, 2008

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