eatdirtfartdust's definitions

SirWilliam

A sex position for homosexual males. One person lies on his back and pulls his legs up at the knees. The other guy sits on his butt with his legs extended outward, and slides into position to penetrate the one on his back anally. Once penetration is achieved, either partner can masturbate the one lying on his back while he's being fucked.

Lebubu and Joker love to SirWilliam

by eatdirtfartdust January 19, 2009

TPF mode

The acronym TPF stands for "Targets Perpetually Frightened"
The term is used to describe opponents that are hiding from you. They may claim to just be regrouping, and will be out of hiding soon, but they are only saying that to save face. "TPF moder's" just can't hang.

I would like some action, but all the opponents are in TPF mode.

by eatdirtfartdust June 6, 2009

Vila-gasm

When you ejaculate, with a rusty nail inserted into the urethra. That's a Vila-gasm.

I heard Bob Vila likes to Vila-gasm

by eatdirtfartdust May 25, 2009

lebubu

Doing gay things, but acting jokily about it, so as to make people think you're not really gay.

He was smiling and laughing as he licked that guys ear lobe, but you could tell by his eyes, he liked it. He's such a lebubu

by eatdirtfartdust January 11, 2009

Portuguese Snowblower

A sexual maneuver performed by two subjects. The first subject places themselves on the bed with face, hands, and knees down, and buttocks high in the air. The second subject places cocaine on the sphincter of the first subject. The first subject then attempts to fart while the second subject is inhaling the aforementioned cocaine.

So it cost $20 more for the hooker to agree to the portuguese snowblower. I don't know what she had for breakfast, but it didn't mix well with the blow.

by eatdirtfartdust January 15, 2009

Piepbal

Culmination of the words Pie, Penis, and Balls. It means to perform sexual acts on a pie, usually fruit-type, and warm. Popularized by the horribly-shitty movie, "American Pie."

I saw the apple pie just laying there, so I gave it the ol' piepbal.

by eatdirtfartdust January 25, 2009

SkonesMickLoud

A common safe-word used by homosexual males during sexual activities, usually those that involve inserting large rigid objects into each other's rectums.

Man 1:You like that bitch (shoves pineapple into partners ass)
Man 2: SKONESMICKLOUD!

by eatdirtfartdust January 20, 2009