eViL pOp TaRt's definitions

jolie blonde

The archetypical Cajun song, supposedly written by a prisoner about a beautiful woman who left him for another. It is considered the unofficial Cajun anthem. The painter George Rodrigue made an especially touching and effective painting of this fictional character, who has replaced the insipid Evangeline as representative of the Cajun sensibility.

It's not a fais-do-do (impromptu dance attended by people of all ages) unless the band plays "Jolie Blonde."

by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006

modesty layer

This is a layer of fabric added to thin halters or bikini tops in order to make its underlying features less evident.

I once bought a bikini top that had really thin fabric; Mom insisted that I sew in a modesty layer underneath or even wear a bra.

by eViL pOp TaRt June 20, 2006

bondieuserie

Ostentatious piety. An open display of religious sentiment primarily for the consumption or edification of others.

Mary had three saints' statues and habitually did flying novenas; she was heavily into bondieuserie.

by eViL pOp TaRt May 10, 2010

Catholic girl Mardi Gras bead flash

This is a variant of the standard Mardi Gras bead flash, in which the timid soul flashes her bra or bikini top for Mardi Gras beads.

My sister Heather was cowed by the nuns; consequently, she was only up to a Catholic girl Mardi Gras bead flash.

by eViL pOp TaRt February 27, 2006

passez

A teasing 'game' or activity in which two or more people collaborate to seize someone's possession, tossing it to each other to prevent the owner from getting it back. This 'game' has been played for generations in New Orleans and is pronunced 'pos-say.'

Heather and Robert ripped off my bikini top and tossed it back and forth, saying "passez" with each toss.

by eViL pOp TaRt December 21, 2009

scrummy

Snarky, know it all who dictates their way in an Humorous way.

Hey man your cousin is scrummy.

by Evil pop tart March 16, 2019

turboskankiness

This is a condition of being deliberately and relentlessly skanky; a trait exhibited by ill-bred women of negotiable morals and insufficient inhibitions.

The women participants on "The Flavor of Love" are the essence of turboskankiness.

by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006