dustin's definitions

nizzle

A word white people should never use.

Whitey: Fo Shizzle my Nizzle
Black Ron: Wha you jus say, cracka?
Whitey: I saaay Fo SHIZZLE my NIZZ...
(gun shots)

by Dustin March 7, 2005

Hoefer

A dramatically shrunken male genitalia.

Holy crap this water is freezing it's giving me a hoefer.

by Dustin March 8, 2005

language rape

When travelling/studying in a foreign country, people from that country come up to you to speak your language usually merely for the sake of showing off their language skills to you or for practicing.

We were walking down the street in China when this guy came up and started telling us all about China in broken English.

by Dustin May 13, 2005

gerentology

The study of aging and the aged. divides groups up into young aged (65-75) middle aged (75-85) and elder aged (85+).

A variety of topics are focused on, including living conditions, mental ans physical health (everyday tasks being performe). And even sexuallity (for reference watch "Sitll Doing It:The Intimate Lives of Women Over 65"). And a side note, although much of the elder population thinks they suffer from alzheimer's disease only about 3-5% do. Your long term memory actuallcy increases as you get older, it is you short term memory that decreases.

by Dustin April 3, 2005

spitfire

A good skateboard wheel

What kind of wheels do you have
Spitfire, there nice hugh

by Dustin May 13, 2005

laforge

Complete and utter duetch bag

Hey, stop acting like laforge

by Dustin February 2, 2004

hoo ride

To take a car and roll up the windows and smoke weed.

Lets take your moms car to go on a hoo ride!

by Dustin January 10, 2003