dustin's definitions

Fartation

When you are about to shit, but when you get to the crapper it goes away.

- I thought you had to shit.
- I did too, it was just a fartation.

by Dustin December 12, 2004

jimmy cap

a Condom over your dick

Good thing i wore my jimmy cap last night

by Dustin May 13, 2005

Minnesotan

a passive-agressive, egotistical jerk or bitch who can't drive.

This jerk-off riding my ass is definitely a Minnesotan.

by Dustin December 2, 2003

Cracka

whitey; honkey; typically used as a slur against a disliked white person.

In some cases, may be used affectionately toward a liked white person.

Dislike: Damn that cracka gots so much beef.

Like: Hey cracka! howz it be in the 'burbs?

by Dustin March 7, 2005

nizzle

A word white people should never use.

Whitey: Fo Shizzle my Nizzle
Black Ron: Wha you jus say, cracka?
Whitey: I saaay Fo SHIZZLE my NIZZ...
(gun shots)

by Dustin March 7, 2005

Hoefer

A dramatically shrunken male genitalia.

Holy crap this water is freezing it's giving me a hoefer.

by Dustin March 8, 2005

nutsack

1. important piece of male genitals that holds and protects the inner testes
2. a stupid fucker who does or says dumb shit and will not stop

1. Mother, once you are through with dinner, will you please wash my nutsack?
2. Mother, that kid Timmy is a frickin' nutsack.

by dustin January 13, 2004