dustin's definitions

brof

noun. brof = burning ring of fire. a pink, raw, puslating, asshole from having the shits and wiping your ass too many times in one day.

I ate some bad mexican food last night and now I've got a serious case of brof.

by Dustin February 18, 2005

Fo Sheed

Combination of fo sheezy and indeed in honour of Rasheed Wallace.

"Hilary Duff's legs are getting teh sexy."
"Fo Sheed."

by Dustin July 17, 2004

sealab 2021

Show on Adult Swim taken from the early 1970's cartoon sealab 2020. Basically they have been on this research station for a year and many have gone crazy.

Hesh: "Dam, where'd you get those sweet pipes!"

by Dustin April 5, 2005

goldbricking

To cheat at accomplishing a task, duty, or job.

To cheat; swindle.

I'm the one who's going to kick your phony goldbricking ass! -From the 1998 movie, The Big Lebowski

by Dustin December 2, 2003

gerentology

The study of aging and the aged. divides groups up into young aged (65-75) middle aged (75-85) and elder aged (85+).

A variety of topics are focused on, including living conditions, mental ans physical health (everyday tasks being performe). And even sexuallity (for reference watch "Sitll Doing It:The Intimate Lives of Women Over 65"). And a side note, although much of the elder population thinks they suffer from alzheimer's disease only about 3-5% do. Your long term memory actuallcy increases as you get older, it is you short term memory that decreases.

by Dustin April 3, 2005

Loach

When a Man's sack hangs lower than his penis.

My loach is very embarressing.

by Dustin October 4, 2004

vj

v. see also VJ'd (past)
1. To accidentally ejaculate into your own eye
2. To accidentally ejaculate into your partner's eye

1. Oh man, that would have been so much better if I didn't VJ at the end
2. He's not that bad in bed, but at the end, he VJ'd me!

by Dustin May 1, 2005