dustin's definitions

vj

v. see also VJ'd (past)
1. To accidentally ejaculate into your own eye
2. To accidentally ejaculate into your partner's eye

1. Oh man, that would have been so much better if I didn't VJ at the end
2. He's not that bad in bed, but at the end, he VJ'd me!

by Dustin May 1, 2005

meco

man juice, cum, jizz, nut mustard

I spalttered her face with meco.

by Dustin September 19, 2003

glass bottom boating

Putting something clear over someone's face (like saran wrap) and then taking a dump on their face.

The King of Pop glass bottom boated some 8 year old boy.

by Dustin December 2, 2003

kenope

big in lenth or size.

i have a big dick

by dustin October 3, 2003

technomological

Having to do with a lot of technology

"That machine is really technomological."

by dustin October 30, 2003

brake check

While driving, hitting your brakes really hard to scare the crap out of the jerk driving two inches from your rear bumper.

Checking to make sure they have enough time to brake without rear-ending you (pissing them off).

This guy is driving way too close to my rear bumper, time to brake check him.

by Dustin December 2, 2003

bake

To smoke weed in a closed area.

Roll up your windows so we can bake.

by Dustin January 10, 2003