Japanese guy: I'm so glad the Sea of Japan exists. Otherwise there would be Koreans all over the place.
by dudeinwales October 23, 2006
China's official name. Most dumbass Americans don't even know it exists, which is made worse by the fact that they legitimised the Communist enslavement of 1.2 billion Mainlanders by betraying the Chinese Republic and recognising Communist rule over all of China (including Taiwan), and don't even fucking know it. But it's to be expected, since Americans are clueless about anywhere else.
Me: I think it's terrible that the US doesn't support the Republic of China in cross-straits tensions.
American: Taiwan is an independent country and not a province of China, blah, blah...
Me: Regardless of which government you support, Taiwan remains a province of China you wierdo.
American: WTF?
Me: Americans are ignorant wierdos.
American: Taiwan is an independent country and not a province of China, blah, blah...
Me: Regardless of which government you support, Taiwan remains a province of China you wierdo.
American: WTF?
Me: Americans are ignorant wierdos.
by dudeinwales October 24, 2006
Korean: Dokdo Islet in East Sea of Korea belong to Korea! AZN PRIDE *cuts off his finger*
Non-Korean: Yeah, whatever man.
Non-Korean: Yeah, whatever man.
by dudeinwales October 23, 2006
Oops! You probably meant: Korean Worker's Party.
Uri Party is the southern branch of the Korean Worker's Party of Korea, which is led by Kim Jong-il. Roh Moo-hyun who is a retarded gobshite, is South Korea's president and close to the Uri Party. Ban Ki-moon, who is also close to the Uri Party and a Marxist gobshite, is now the UN Secretary-General.
Uri Party is the southern branch of the Korean Worker's Party of Korea, which is led by Kim Jong-il. Roh Moo-hyun who is a retarded gobshite, is South Korea's president and close to the Uri Party. Ban Ki-moon, who is also close to the Uri Party and a Marxist gobshite, is now the UN Secretary-General.
Me: You're giving money to the Korean Worker's Party who are starving, torturing and murdering thousands of innocent North Koreans! You people are horrible bastards!
Uri Party: Yeah, we really feel their pain, but now we're going to give Kim Jong-il more of our money to keep him in Hennessey. Besides, it's cheaper than actually HELPING the North Koreans. Also, we're Marxist fucktards.
Uri Party: Yeah, we really feel their pain, but now we're going to give Kim Jong-il more of our money to keep him in Hennessey. Besides, it's cheaper than actually HELPING the North Koreans. Also, we're Marxist fucktards.
by dudeinwales March 01, 2007
A smelly shithole. Thankfully seperated from the Republic by a border, which is unfortunately no longer militarised due to the evacuation of British troops.
Me: Thank God I don't actually live here in Northern Ireland! It's shit.
Northerner: No it isn't!
Me: Actually, it is. Belfast looks like a fucking concentration camp or something. What's with all the barbed wire and fences! And the retarded chavs who attack policemen, firefighters, and anyone wearing the wrong soccer jersey, the paramilitaries, Orangemen, need I go on?!
Northerner: You're right, feck this, I'm moving to the West Country. Or Wales. Or the South. Even Glasgow isn't as shite as this armpit.
Me: Now you're thinking straight. I'll book a ticket on Ryanair and get us the feck out of here. Let's never speak of it again.
Northerner: No it isn't!
Me: Actually, it is. Belfast looks like a fucking concentration camp or something. What's with all the barbed wire and fences! And the retarded chavs who attack policemen, firefighters, and anyone wearing the wrong soccer jersey, the paramilitaries, Orangemen, need I go on?!
Northerner: You're right, feck this, I'm moving to the West Country. Or Wales. Or the South. Even Glasgow isn't as shite as this armpit.
Me: Now you're thinking straight. I'll book a ticket on Ryanair and get us the feck out of here. Let's never speak of it again.
by dudeinwales October 22, 2006
An (unused) Korean internet domain. Even DPRK government websites are located in Japan or the US, because there is no such thing as an ISP in Kimjongilland. Hence, no websites.
by dudeinwales October 22, 2006
Taiwan is a province of China (regardless of what your political views are). The official names used for Taiwan are
*Taiwan, People's Republic of China (on the mainland).
*Taiwan, Republic of China (on Taiwan).
*Taiwan, People's Republic of China (on the mainland).
*Taiwan, Republic of China (on Taiwan).
Until the DPP gets into office and holds a successful referendum on renaming the state "Taiwanminguo" it will be a province of China regardless which side of the straits you live. I have never been able to understand why so many Taiwanese are so selfish as to be unwilling to advocate retaking the mainland. After all, compared to Taiwan, the mainland is a basketcase. Hopefully someday there will only be one Chinese Republic. Taiwan will be able to help the mainland to recover from the effects of Communism. I really hope Taiwan doesn't declare independence since that would further legitimise Communist rule on the mainland. The DPP are selfish scumbags.
by dudeinwales October 22, 2006