dude's definitions

skaver

A nasty ass blow job where the wannabee cock sucker uses her teeth. AKA "Crary"

"Bitch skaved me so I made her stop cause she almost took all my skin off"

by Dude September 3, 2003

Collins with a K

The most ultimate teacher on the planet. Requires a distinction between other Collinses in the area, hence the K.

"Dang, Collins with a K is wearing the cutest shoes today."

by Dude November 23, 2004

Lifetaker

God, also ninja in free time

<Nub> OMG I NEED ITAMZ
<LifeTaker> You die now~.~
Nub was slain by an evil force

by Dude July 20, 2003

pheazy

it means diddly squat. a word added into a sentence to make it sound better.

what the pheazy?!

by dude April 5, 2003

Umpa Lumpa

Freaky little orange dudes with green hair that work in a chocolate factory.

umpa lumpas scary me.

by Dude December 22, 2004

Proctophobia

Intense fear of a mans anus. This fear is generated from obessesive felching.

Dude he used to be a huge felcher but due to his Proctophobiahe cant look an ass in the hole!

by Dude March 27, 2005

Spinster

A woman who is old and not married. They are usually crazy and are just more proof that women NEED us men.

Note: When men are old and not married it's stylish

The Trunchbull from Roald Dahl's Matilda.

Joan Rivers.

Abe Einhorn

by Dude March 2, 2005