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player

a high status male who makes dating lots of women a game. but the best players don't hide the fact they are having sexual relations with lots of women. because a true player realises that women are attracted to guys that already have lots of women attracted to him. the way you guys talk about the poor women who get played by jerks obviously haven't figured that out and these guys usuallly wind up in the friendship category with women.....
by dude January 21, 2004
mugGet the playermug.

Chocolate Pie

The chocolate pie is a fun little activity wherein the man recieves oral pleasure, and performs a reach around on himself, gathering feces in his palm. He then rubs the feces on the female's face just before he ejaculates on her face, thus giving the impression of an authentic chocolate pie.
"Jackie told us about the ol' chocolate pie last night. What a blast!"
by Dude November 23, 2004
mugGet the Chocolate Piemug.

cock job

when your cock is embraced and pleasured by a female/male hand.
by dude September 7, 2003
mugGet the cock jobmug.

chameleon

a marijuana pipe that changes colors when smoked from
dude, we smoked so much my chameleon turned purple!
by Dude June 18, 2006
mugGet the chameleonmug.

YALL

the southern form of "YOU GUYSSS"
wow people who say "YOU GUYYSSS" MUST be gay... we cool bitches say yall

HEY YALL!!
by dude November 3, 2003
mugGet the YALLmug.

Fat Moon

A sandwich from the famed Grease Trucks in New Brunswick, New Jersey on the Rutgers campus consisting of french fries, chicken fingers, lettuce, tomato, mayo, ketchup, and occasionally onion.
Dude, that Fat Moon is gonna give me a monster dump.
by DUDE October 5, 2004
mugGet the Fat Moonmug.

Lazy Peanut

Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.

This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.

can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.
I gave my girlfriend the lazy peanut because the game went into overtime and I could miss a second.
by DUDE May 13, 2005
mugGet the Lazy Peanutmug.

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