dude's definitions

zot

A swear word in Korean, meaning pussy.

Suck my zot!
Suck my pussy.

by dude September 4, 2003

shit brick

the term affectionately given to one mr ivan hairball, newcastle, australia. popularised in the early 2000's through constant heckling by his uni mates.
presently abbreviated to either "brick" or "shit", depending on the situation.

"oi brick, gettus another beer..."

by dude May 30, 2004

nah

'No', except how surfers prefer to say it.

Nah, fool, nah.

Nah fool, your mom is Hitler.

by dude December 4, 2002

vogt

Brother of a Thug

Don't listen to him, he's a VOGT.

by dude July 31, 2003

Umpa Lumpa

Freaky little orange dudes with green hair that work in a chocolate factory.

umpa lumpas scary me.

by Dude December 22, 2004

Spinster

A woman who is old and not married. They are usually crazy and are just more proof that women NEED us men.

Note: When men are old and not married it's stylish

The Trunchbull from Roald Dahl's Matilda.

Joan Rivers.

Abe Einhorn

by Dude March 2, 2005

Onanism

The withdrawl method of birth control

(removeing ones penis before reaching orgasm)

-not an effective method of birth control

Lets do onanism tonight hunny

by dude August 24, 2003