202 definitions by dude
by dude March 20, 2005
A marketing ploy targeting the 13-17 demographic, in which ordinary commodities are presented to our unwitting youth as "crazy" and/or "totally awesome!" when in fact they are just pumped full of blue and red dyes and packaged in shiny bags.
by dude April 11, 2004
Fat Essex bloke who eats many pies. Rides a fat motorbike, and also a dog called jasper. Tries to go running once a year, but is usually put-off by the prospect of half a chicken with curry sauce from the chippy. Has the ability to look at two people at the same time although they're standing 15m apart.
"Why haven't u got any pies left?"
"Taff came in earlier for a light snack. You'll have to go to Mongolia to find a pie shop that he hasn't raided."
"Taff came in earlier for a light snack. You'll have to go to Mongolia to find a pie shop that he hasn't raided."
by dude January 29, 2004
by dude February 19, 2003
I was in the air force, and I took this chick on my jet, and after we had sex I officially became a member of the mach 2 club.
by dude June 22, 2003
"Excusey moi french dude, like je voudrais un preservatif..." * if a girl blush and look tres embarassed, if a guy shrug shoulders and look macho in international guy-gesture for "im getting some tonight" *
by dude October 21, 2003