dude's definitions

cattlefucker

Sorry i made this word up. I'm such a gimp.

I'll stop putting stupid words on the internet for me to masturbate over

by dude August 13, 2003

nofx

A band that proves punk is not fucking dead. Band includes Eric Melvin who will make you milt yourself every time you see him if you're a girl and maybe even some of you guys out there if you "swing" that way.

Man, I got laid for the first time after a NOFX concert.

by Dude March 10, 2004

maybe

a word that is used whaen the person doesn't want to know the awnsere. can go like this

1.when awnsered to a "can I have this" always no.
2.when it is something incriminating the it is always yes
3.when awnsered very quikly with mabye it means they don't care at all.

1.-can I have an iPod?
- maybe(no)
2.-did you rob a bank
-maybe(yes)
3.-do you like bush over keri
-maybe(they are both so bad I can't choose)

by dude May 13, 2005

manocles

a mantrain desriptive word

right there, thats monocles

by dude March 24, 2004

cock job

when your cock is embraced and pleasured by a female/male hand.

i got the greatest cock job from this chick

by dude September 7, 2003

scrummy

Of or relating to Tim Styne, star of the smash-hit Asian pop sensation The Legacy of Sodium.

Wow, what a scrummy little bastard that kid is.

by Dude April 28, 2004

Chode

A chode is a penis whose width exceeds its length. Comes from the latin choderis meaning segment. The segment is a reference to the "slices" of stone that were stacked to make classical roman columns.

Masturbating is hard for those men with chodes. The penis rarely extends past the middle of the palm

by Dude August 21, 2006