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Chocolate Pie

The chocolate pie is a fun little activity wherein the man recieves oral pleasure, and performs a reach around on himself, gathering feces in his palm. He then rubs the feces on the female's face just before he ejaculates on her face, thus giving the impression of an authentic chocolate pie.
"Jackie told us about the ol' chocolate pie last night. What a blast!"
by Dude November 23, 2004
mugGet the Chocolate Piemug.

player

a high status male who makes dating lots of women a game. but the best players don't hide the fact they are having sexual relations with lots of women. because a true player realises that women are attracted to guys that already have lots of women attracted to him. the way you guys talk about the poor women who get played by jerks obviously haven't figured that out and these guys usuallly wind up in the friendship category with women.....
by dude January 21, 2004
mugGet the playermug.

cary sherman

The president of the stupidest groups known as the RIAA , Who thinks we can push people to buy cds by sueing little 12 year old girls and 67 year old grandpas.

This guy claims to protect artists, but really he just profits on them, and slaves them, collecting most of the cd money.
ummmmm ya i dont know what to put....
by Dude July 29, 2004
mugGet the cary shermanmug.

Boob

Round, bouncy are big. Juicy and fun to play with in bed, good for getting milk and for sucking on the tit. My girlfriend's boobs are so massive, I love playing with them and sucking on them.
by Dude December 5, 2004
mugGet the Boobmug.

chameleon

a marijuana pipe that changes colors when smoked from
dude, we smoked so much my chameleon turned purple!
by Dude June 18, 2006
mugGet the chameleonmug.

cock job

when your cock is embraced and pleasured by a female/male hand.
by dude September 7, 2003
mugGet the cock jobmug.

Shitpuss

1. someone who doesnt hav any sense and is looks hammered most of the time
2. A loser
Drew, your a shitpuss.
by dude March 20, 2005
mugGet the Shitpussmug.

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