dude's definitions

jumper

a girl that jumps around between guys

That girl is a jumper because she tried to get with me and all my friends.

by dude August 17, 2003

flang-pfila

Common slang word for cock in eastern europe

ich habe ein flang-pfila

by dude June 10, 2003

cock job

when your cock is embraced and pleasured by a female/male hand.

i got the greatest cock job from this chick

by dude September 7, 2003

player

a high status male who makes dating lots of women a game. but the best players don't hide the fact they are having sexual relations with lots of women. because a true player realises that women are attracted to guys that already have lots of women attracted to him. the way you guys talk about the poor women who get played by jerks obviously haven't figured that out and these guys usuallly wind up in the friendship category with women.....

"that player has got good GAME"

by dude January 21, 2004

monkey

the butt of a person

do u lyke big monkeys or small ones. i prefer big monkeys.

by dude March 18, 2005

krizzlin

i like to crap on my own face

What do you like to do friend? Krizzlin

by dude March 15, 2003

Cragz

MSN says that Cragz is a 'Cheeky monkey'.

Cragz is a cheeky monkey.

by Dude March 7, 2005