The coolest thing ever. Invented by B.L. and C.R.
dude, they scored..."Up top where the short people can reach"
by dude November 04, 2004
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player

a high status male who makes dating lots of women a game. but the best players don't hide the fact they are having sexual relations with lots of women. because a true player realises that women are attracted to guys that already have lots of women attracted to him. the way you guys talk about the poor women who get played by jerks obviously haven't figured that out and these guys usuallly wind up in the friendship category with women.....
by dude January 21, 2004
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KandL

Two Kids named Kevin and Liam who hang around together being total fags and/or being gay.
Wow, those guys are being total KandLs. What losers.
by dude March 23, 2005
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weenis

One who obsesses over someone or something.
Man that dude is a serious videogame weenis.
by Dude October 12, 2003
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air guitar

An ancient art that originated after God wanted to rock out but had no electric guitar on hand. He realised how sweet a thing he had just created so he wanted to pass it down onto man when man had no axe to rock with. This talent was given to man, by God, through Jesus. Jesus showed the world the ineffable art of air guitar during his ressurection. Jesus was radiating with a bright white light because he was rocking so hard.

The art of the air guitar was thus written down in the Bible and succesfully passed on to man. The practice of air guitar since it's inception has been shown throughout the history of the world. Jesus is discretely air guitaring in the famous painting The Last Supper in the Galleria Borghese, Rome.

On and on has this holy tradition gone. It is kept alive by generations of rockers young and old. If you are listening to a really sweet guitar solo and you have no real guitar to emulate the action of rocking, pick up your hands, put them in position, and rock and roll all night.

Remember...rock on.
Adam was listening to Communication Breakdown by Led Zeppelin and it was nearing the kickass guitar solo. But he had no guitar. So he took matters into his own hands. He played air guitar and never stopped rocking.
by Dude August 10, 2004
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Diouf

To spit,after Bolton Wanderers football player El-Hadj Diouf
"Ive just dioufed on the floor becoz ive bummed my cigarete"

"i will diouf in your face, prick"
by Dude March 04, 2005
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Byzantine

Getting head from a girl, you come in her mouth, pull out, and punch her hard in the face. Tell her to clean herself.
Bryan: How was your date?

Micah: Great, I took your mom home and gave her the Byzatine.
by dude April 24, 2004
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