dude's definitions

Horseshit

A term usually used by hicks or people experienced with the feces of the mamal known as the horse. It's meaning is the same as "bullshit" and used in disbelief of something.

Can we get our money back ?
Thats Horseshit ! Horseshit ! you show no respect for me or my golf course.

by Dude November 13, 2002

Proctophobia

Intense fear of a mans anus. This fear is generated from obessesive felching.

Dude he used to be a huge felcher but due to his Proctophobiahe cant look an ass in the hole!

by Dude March 27, 2005

Spinster

A woman who is old and not married. They are usually crazy and are just more proof that women NEED us men.

Note: When men are old and not married it's stylish

The Trunchbull from Roald Dahl's Matilda.

Joan Rivers.

Abe Einhorn

by Dude March 2, 2005

Onanism

The withdrawl method of birth control

(removeing ones penis before reaching orgasm)

-not an effective method of birth control

Lets do onanism tonight hunny

by dude August 24, 2003

Umpa Lumpa

Freaky little orange dudes with green hair that work in a chocolate factory.

umpa lumpas scary me.

by Dude December 22, 2004

KandL

Two Kids named Kevin and Liam who hang around together being total fags and/or being gay.

Wow, those guys are being total KandLs. What losers.

by dude March 23, 2005

Schep Twin

One of an overbearing, over acheiving set of twins. They are VERRY short. With red hair.
Theorised that they should have been born as one whole person.
Synonym: leprechaun

The Scheps Twin is a little jerk.

by Dude February 2, 2005