20 definitions by ducksRpeople2

smurf off

to masturbate while fantasizing about having sex with Smurfette.

"Man, Smurfette was lookin so good on Saturday morning's episode...I just HAD to smurf off!"

by ducksRpeople2 August 19, 2011

ghetto-share

when you give friends or family passwords to online accounts, usually streaming services such as HBO, Netflix, etc, so that they do not have to pay for the subscription themselves.

I ghetto-share my Netflix account with my brother 'cause he ain't got a job right now - or a credit card.

by ducksRpeople2 March 24, 2020

safety wipe

when you wipe your ass even though you haven't taken a shit recently--just to make sure it's all clean and good down there. A safety wipe is also the cleanest, most effective way to scratch your anus.

When Amy invited Bob back to her place, he did a safety wipe in her bathroom, in case she ended up going down on him.

by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011

making room for dinner

taking a shit, especially after lunch.

About an hour after lunch I spent a good ten minutes in the bathroom making room for dinner.

by ducksRpeople2 August 19, 2011

Shitcago

the act of taking a shit, no matter what city, state or country you are in.

Chip got Montezuma's Revenge in Mexico and spent almost half his vacation in Shitcago.

by ducksRpeople2 August 19, 2011

post-sex forkstream

when a man urinates after sex and his piss forks due to semen remaining in the urethra or at the tip of the penis that obstructs the flow.

Joe always gets piss on the toilet seat and even on the floor next to the toilet because of his post-sex forkstream.

by ducksRpeople2 September 5, 2011