bitch knock

when one woman knocks quietly but urgently on the door of a public restroom that another woman has been occupying for too damn long.

In an attempt to urge the bag lady in the bathroom at Starbucks to hurry the fuck up, Julie employed a bitch knock.

by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011

on-duty booty

sex at work or on the job.

Desiree's been working so much lately the only booty she's been getting has been on-duty booty.

by ducksRpeople2 September 08, 2011

post-nut coma

the condition of lethargy and stupidity a man often experiences after busting a nut.

Jim tried to hold a conversation with his wife after they had sex, but his post-nut coma prevented him from saying anything intelligent - and from focusing on anything his wife had to say.

by ducksRpeople2 September 06, 2011

sock wars

an ongoing battle during which a roommate or relative you live with (usually a brother) steals your socks cuz he or she is too lazy to do laundry.

My little brother and I have had such bitter sock wars for so long I've actually contemplated giving up wearing socks till I went off to college.

by ducksRpeople2 September 15, 2011

go ahead and

an annoying phrase bosses often use in attempt to soften a command to do something.

"Go ahead and take out the garbage, then when you come back in, go ahead and clean out the fryolator, then when you're done with that, go ahead and clean up the shit someone smeared on the wall in the bathroom."

by ducksRpeople2 September 17, 2011

post-sex forkstream

when a man urinates after sex and his piss forks due to semen remaining in the urethra or at the tip of the penis that obstructs the flow.

Joe always gets piss on the toilet seat and even on the floor next to the toilet because of his post-sex forkstream.

by ducksRpeople2 September 06, 2011