to scoop your shit out of the toilet, by hand or with a fishnet.
Jim had forgotten his doctor wanted a stool sample, so right after he finished dropping off the Cosby kids at the pool he immediately had to pick up the Cosby kids from the pool.
Buy a
pick up the Cosby kids from the pool
mug!
unlike "
make it rain" this is when you toss a crumpled up dollar bill next to a stripper who's performing onstage at a club.
Fat Eddy went up to the stage to make it lame with his seven dollars.
an ongoing battle during which a roommate or relative you live with (usually a brother) steals your socks cuz he or she is too lazy to do laundry.
My little brother and I have had such bitter sock wars for so long I've actually contemplated giving up wearing socks till I went off to college.
an insult straight males sometimes sling at each other that is a hybrid between gay and baby.
"Quit being a gaybee and drink the shot!"
To take a dump after you've started "growing a tail." Some breeds of dogs have to get their tails docked - or cut off - at birth.
Needing to drop a deuce, Dinger said to his buddies, "Welp, I gotta go get my tail docked," and bow-legged it out of the room.
Buy a
get my tail docked
mug!
the act of taking a shit, no matter what city, state or country you are in.
Chip got Montezuma's Revenge in Mexico and spent almost half his vacation in Shitcago.
