pinky test

A technique used to gauge the width of another one's gluteas maximus. By putting the tips of ones thumbs together (palms down) and extending both pinkies one can now determine if the ass they are eyeing can fit between the pinkies.

Travis, check out the ass on that swilly. Buy me a beer... I am going to go administer the pinky test.

by DTRAIN March 28, 2005

jiggedy jig

a rascist term for a black person, originated by my roommate Dan.

Did you see that big jiggedy jig walk by?

by dtrain April 11, 2004

the bad place

Another name for the woman's ass.

Yo Travis....did she let you put it in her bad place?

by DTRAIN March 28, 2005

grapes of wrath

A cluster of hemmroids petruding out of the swollen and streched out star of brown.

George Brett's grapes of wrath were so out of control he needed his vineyards lanced.

by DTRAIN March 28, 2005

pink crowbar

Johnson, cock, dick, you get the idea.

I want to part her peddles of paradise with my pink crowbar.

by DTRAIN March 28, 2005

peddles of paradise

The lips of a womans hatchet wound.

I want to part her peddles of paradise with my salty johnnson bar.

by DTRAIN March 28, 2005

natties

All natural breasts.

That trollip has a lovely pair of natties.

by DTRAIN March 28, 2005