dr. heywood r. floyd's definitions

pearls before swine

sending good definitions to the Urban Dictionary.

Arg! They rejected my definition of shouty-crackers again! It's a real piece of urban slang that they don't have in there! Pearls before swine, I tell you what.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 19, 2007

O'Brien

a high official in the Ministry of Love in "1984." He tortured the protagonist, Winston Smith, into submission to the totalitarian "Party." O'Brien was played in the film by Richard Burton; it was Burton's last role.

Winston was struck, as he had been struck before, by the tiredness of O'Brien's face. - George Orwell, "1984"

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd January 13, 2008

flibble

to make a funny face

(from TV's "The Electric Company")

I flibbled and scared my little brother.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd September 21, 2007

somatose

when you take too many soma

Nah fergit him. He's somatose.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 14, 2007

whoo-hoo

the Homeric cheer. Say it when you are happy.

Whoo-hoo! I don't need to be careful. I have a gun!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 23, 2007

Don't even go there.

Don't try that. Don't bring up that subject. You'll get nowhere with me, by trying the argumentative tactic that you just attempted.

Person #1: Hey, stop drinking my beer!

Person #2: Well, you took a nibble of my chicken diable that time.

Person #1: Don't even go there.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd September 28, 2008

moistmaker

an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread inside a turkey sandwich to make it extra moist. Monica on "Friends" invented it and Ross named it. Ross got really upset one time, when his boss ate his sandwich with a moistmaker.

Ross: Oh-oh really? Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a moistmaker?

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2007