dp's definitions

mukor

a crazy ass green motherfuckin blob that rules all galxies.

"Man , im mukor ova dis crib and everybody knows it."

by DP March 7, 2004

behrad

A young turkish man who enjoys cruising in his BMW and driving on the opposite side of the road. He is alluded to believe poeple like him, however this is far from true. They simply use him to get into his Prom After Parties (which are good if you avoid seeing him all night).

My name is Behrad and I'm a waste!

by DP April 23, 2005

printy

of or pertaining to the printy mind of DP Houck when interpreting events, ideas, people, places, or really ANYTHING in his own unique way

On a rainy day, the diagonally falling rain was described as "rain falling at a non-straight angle"

by dp February 1, 2005

Dream Date

Vanessa Anderson

by DP November 7, 2003

blanket vent

air space caused by another person in the bed sleeping so close that the blankets don't have enough space to sag down and cover the exposed back or shoulder

My wife loves me so much that every night she tucks in the covers to close off the blanket vent.

by dp May 6, 2003

B.A.R.W

Stands for Beached Albino Rhino Whale.

Daaaamn, Rosie O'Donnel is the biggest B.A.RW I've ever seen!!

by dP April 15, 2004

the jaceman!

perhaps the sexiest man alive, but also the fourth largest queer. once seen eating his own detachable penis, the jaceman! is never a bore. pros: sexy bod, lady skills, herpes. cons: bad breath, fblp, herpes.

one time the jaceman! and myself were shooting craps. i says to the jaceman!, "hey, the jaceman!, wtf?" the jaceman! replies, "huh?" and i shot him

by dp April 5, 2005