To fly, you'll need to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Difficulty arises because if one is truly trying properly to throw themselves at the ground and fails to miss, chances are that one will fail to miss the ground quite hard.
by Downstrike May 24, 2004
The opposite of Cancel.
Entirely too many duh-weebs click Confirm when they should Cancel. Proofreading is an alien concept to them.
by Downstrike December 02, 2004
If you say this entire phrase out loud, either you are a nobody, because nobody ever says the entire phrase, or you are explaining DDoS to a n00b.
by Downstrike December 02, 2004
A state agency where the unemployed go to get unemployment benefits, under the pretense that they are looking for work.
To go along with the pretense of the unemployed, bureaucrats usually try to get peeps to call the Unemployment Office the opposite of what it is, with euphemisms such as Employment Development Department, in California.
by Downstrike November 03, 2006
N00b slang for the alt attribute of the HTML img tag. Usage indicates a probability that the person speaking doesn't know the difference between a tag and an attribute.
When people get persnickety with me, saying that my NiDEs don't have Alt tags, I get persnickety back at them, and tell them there's no such thing as an Alt tag, and that I'm not an SEO spammer, so I don't put alt attributes in NiDEs.
by Downstrike May 21, 2006
Shortened form of quadraphonic, which is what surround sound was called before it went out of style in the 70s.
by Downstrike September 13, 2004
by Downstrike May 27, 2004