futterbingers

IMish for butterfingers. Meaning, clumsy, particularly doing typoes.

Actual example, copied and pasted from IM:

Downstrike: ALready thger.

Downstrike: already there

Downstrike: Just call me futterbingers.

by Downstrike May 27, 2005

Preparing to Hibernate

What sWindles says when it starts up after hibernating.

sWindles meant to tell you that it's preparing to hibernate before it hibernates because it thinks that you're such a complete idiot that you don't know that you just told it to hibernate. However, since sWindles is the idiot that it thought you were, it tells you when it wakes up instead.

by Downstrike December 14, 2004

Home Computer

1. What people called Personal Computers before they knew to call them PCs.

2. A PC that is kept at home.

Home Computers were made by Atari, Commodore, Timex/Sinclair, and Texas Instruments.

by Downstrike May 31, 2004

Professional Retard

An obstructionist. See bureaucracy, committee mentality, legislator, attorney, and corporation.

Professional retards get paid to prevent anyone else from accomplishing anything, but some people are like that for the fun of it.

by Downstrike November 24, 2004

Personal Computer

See PC.

See PC for examples.

by Downstrike May 31, 2004

name

1. A word or combination of words by which one is identified.

2. One's rep.

3. Authority derived that which is named.

1. Hey you!

2. Psycho Bitch has a name around here.

3. Stop in the name of the Law!
Stop in the name of the King!
...baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost.

by Downstrike October 30, 2004

Race For Doroon

Sci Fi/Fantasy novel about boos, boofetts and the Kee.

Slang terms boo and boofett originated in Race For Doroon.

by Downstrike June 05, 2004