doug's definitions

Incest

A scented stick which emits a pleasant aroma when burned.

The house smelled lovely after I lit some vanilla incest.

by Doug March 1, 2003

New Taste

When a girl giving oral recieves pleasure and moans out "New Taste"

Yeah that bitch was suckin my dick and she yelled out "Ohhhh New Taste!!"

by Doug October 21, 2004

crack'in stick

Pulling on one own penis until ejaculation. AKA punching the ugly midget, wacking-off and flogging the dolphin

Bob's mom had no idea that her little bobbie was crack'in stick when she went in his room to put the clothes away.

by Doug January 29, 2005

veducation

Contraction of the words vacation and education. Work-related education that doubles as a vacation.

Hank's upcoming veducation means he won't be able to join next Wednesday's conference call.

by Doug August 4, 2005

Beer Badger

A most evil creature who would run 30 miles to ambush you on your way home from the local to rub your head in the dirt, rob you of all your money and your entire memory of the night's events.

I felt fine in The Swan and Three but woke up with a banging headache and no idea of how i got home!

by DouG August 6, 2003

harbal

Newest system of mastering music after a mixdown in a studio. Perfect equalization. Har-Balizing a track.

I har-balized the track and it sounded 100 percent better.

by Doug September 5, 2003

toolbag

A man who has the skills and knowledge to do better in life, but doesn't apply them.

Hey toolbag! Are you still working at the plant? You lazy union grunt!

by Doug February 6, 2005