doug's definitions

Greasy Viking

Noun. The kind of viking who is always happy and outgoing, and is often interested in world affairs. Cannot be used to describe similar vikings who may or may not be happy and/or outgoing. The name greasy viking is slightly misleading as many vikings did actually have regular and thorough detox sessions and were relatively clean and pleasant smelling.

Man: "Hey there what can I do for you."

Greasy Viking: "Hi I am a greasy Viking and I am on crack."

by Doug May 21, 2008

setch

sexy bitch, or hot as hell

nicks mom with her sexy voice

by Doug April 20, 2005

Beer Badger

A most evil creature who would run 30 miles to ambush you on your way home from the local to rub your head in the dirt, rob you of all your money and your entire memory of the night's events.

I felt fine in The Swan and Three but woke up with a banging headache and no idea of how i got home!

by DouG August 6, 2003

harbal

Newest system of mastering music after a mixdown in a studio. Perfect equalization. Har-Balizing a track.

I har-balized the track and it sounded 100 percent better.

by Doug September 5, 2003

New Taste

When a girl giving oral recieves pleasure and moans out "New Taste"

Yeah that bitch was suckin my dick and she yelled out "Ohhhh New Taste!!"

by Doug October 21, 2004

dougo

Derived from The Matrix's Neo but better looking and more powerful.

Damn, Dougo's gonna kick some ass

by Doug March 2, 2005

crack'in stick

Pulling on one own penis until ejaculation. AKA punching the ugly midget, wacking-off and flogging the dolphin

Bob's mom had no idea that her little bobbie was crack'in stick when she went in his room to put the clothes away.

by Doug January 29, 2005