Hoss'em

Hoss'em is used in place of the word awesome. It is for when something really is not awesome, but you want the listener to think you are saying awesome.

Girl 1: How do you like my new vintage Members Jacket?

Girl 2: Hoss'em!

by dotk January 18, 2012

Hefty Heave Ho

This is when one breaks up with a significant other and gathers all their possessions in a garbage bag...a Hefty and dumps it out on the street.

Are you still dating Mark?

No, I gave him the Hefty heave ho days ago.

by DOTK October 28, 2009

Givernment

The idea that government exists to spend money and/or solve all problems of people, businesses or groups by spending money.

President Obama has really expanded Givernment spending.

I'm waiting for my givernment check to come so that I can score me some sweet crack.

by DOTK June 10, 2009

Go All Scientology

To go crazy on somebody- especially if you are going to yell at them loudly. Scientologists believe that they can command things around them by using their voice.

Boss: Go yell at that clerk.

Employee: I'll go all Scientology on them.

by DOTK April 05, 2012

Sadulations

Sadulations is what you say to somebody who is going through something stressful but good at the same time. It can be said when somebody has gotten a divorce-- you are sad because they have gone through it, but glad because they are out of a bad situation.

Girl 1: "Jack just dumped me!"

Girl 2: "Sadulations...I'm sorry he dumped you, but Jack is a JERK!! Let's celebrate and go clubbing."

by DOTK July 23, 2010

Boob Tube Baby

A child who is conceived because there was nothing good on TV that night and the parents were bored.

I don't have cable- so my first son is a Boob Tube Baby I blame it on the show "Charles in Charge". My second son was a sponge failure.

by DOTK December 05, 2012

Great For You

A polite business way to say "fuck you".

Man 1: I was driving to work today and my brand new Porshe got a flat tire.

Store Clerk: Great for you.

by DOTK March 18, 2012