Hoss'em

Hoss'em is used in place of the word awesome. It is for when something really is not awesome, but you want the listener to think you are saying awesome.

Girl 1: How do you like my new vintage Members Jacket?

Girl 2: Hoss'em!

by dotk January 18, 2012

Predar

Internal sense for locating and protecting oneself from sexual predators, akin to the gaydar for finding gay people.

Mike asked Sue out but she said no and it turns out that Mike date-raped his last girlfriend. Sue has an excellent predar.

Two girls are in a bar- one says to the other, "see that hot guy at the end of the bar staring at us?" Other girl says, "No way- he makes my predar go off! He's a creep."

by dotk October 07, 2010

Shack-In-The-Box

A person who has a girlfriend/boyfriend in prison or jail for an extended period of time- has a shack-in-the-box.

My mom is spending all weekend at the jail visiting her shack-in-the-box.

by DOTK May 22, 2009

Shack-In-Law

Name for a person who is not quite a relative- but is living with your relative. For example, when sombody's daughter is living with your son- she is your shack-in-law.

I do not like my shack-in-law, and think my son can do better than that.

by DOTK May 22, 2009

Go All Scientology

To go crazy on somebody- especially if you are going to yell at them loudly. Scientologists believe that they can command things around them by using their voice.

Boss: Go yell at that clerk.

Employee: I'll go all Scientology on them.

by DOTK April 05, 2012

producktive

When you have a lot of work to do, but avoid doing it by any means necessary. (Inspired by the show Duck Dynasty.)

Willie: Why aren't you people making duck calls?
Si: We're being producktive by making kites to fly outside to attract ducks.

by DOTK January 23, 2014

Givernment

The idea that government exists to spend money and/or solve all problems of people, businesses or groups by spending money.

President Obama has really expanded Givernment spending.

I'm waiting for my givernment check to come so that I can score me some sweet crack.

by DOTK June 10, 2009