donh's definitions

Frank Zappa

A visionary, a real musician, and one damn fine guitarist. Frank didn't give a damn about musical labels or conventions. He collaborated with everyone from Flo & Eddy to George Duke to Tuvian Throat Singers. He was also the first to realize that dental floss was an important cash crop to the state of Montana.

Frank Zappa was a genius

by DonH October 3, 2003

Internet for Dummies

America Online

He was too stupid to use a real ISP, so he got the Internet for Dummies

by DonH October 2, 2003

Wintendo

Windows 95, 98, or ME

He finally ditched his Wintendo and got a real operating system.

by DonH October 2, 2003

utopia

Todd Rundgrin's old band - like anyone cares

My Utopia album is older than my kid's English teacher.

by DonH October 2, 2003

Arthur P

Short for Arthur Penhallow, a 900-year-old disk jocky on Detroit's WRIF

Arthur P was on the evening drive time radio before White people were in America

by DonH October 3, 2003

walk toward the light

To die

My old car decided to walk toward the light last week

by DonH October 2, 2003

jock itch

A condition in which a man's scrotum (i.e. balls) itch incessantly as he desperately tries to scratch in some subtle but effective way.

Sorry, dear, but I got jock itch that won't quit

by DonH October 7, 2003